Anyone want to help me find a new DU crush...

[Longgrain]

I'm tired of having the same four or five people being the only one's to ever respond to my posts. I need to meet someone new!

Criteria:

Female prefured...

If married must be honest about it...

Willing to spend tons and tons of time with Longgrain and listen to all his boring talk about painting and Bob Dylan.

Photos are also appreciated...





;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. You're such a pimp

:P

[Longgrain]

4. Well maybe if someone other than you

replies to my posts, I wouldn't have to keep starting threads like these...

[JohnKleeb]

6. and maybe if she was closer to your age than mine

:P, god I havent been on at this time since Sunday.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Hi John!

Does anyone call you Johnny? Can I call you Johnny? Or would that annoy you? :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

14. I would like that actually

Yeah Ive gone by Johnny before, believe me for a person with such a bland name, I got a few nicknames.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Yay! Johnny!

:7

[JohnKleeb]

20. Yeah, Yeah

:).

[FuzzySlippers]

2. You're jilting me?

:cry:

[Longgrain]

3. seriously I don't see you enough...

Where have you been lately?

[last_texas_dem]

5. Hey Longgrain

Just figured I'd give you a response since I respect your music taste and record collection and am a fellow longhair.

You probably don't want to have a crush on me though since I'm a guy and kind of a dorky one at that. haha

[Longgrain]

17. No offence at all

I'm the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet...

:hi:

[intheflow]

7. Longgrain's only boring when talking about Bob Dylan.

The rest of the time you're aaahbsolutely charming.

And if photos are appreciated... try this one:



:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

[Longgrain]

8. Yarh! Cute kitty...

Tho my little mutt Joy would probably be torn to shreds by that cat...

[intheflow]

32. Yes, Miss Lyle is very pretty.

And you're right: she lords over dogs of all sizes.



Is Joy a Boston terrier? She's quite a looker--especially with those colored contact lenses you got her to wear! How'd you DO that? :silly:

[yvr girl]

9. I like to be crushed

[Longgrain]

19. I don't crush flowers...

I just send them...

[yvr girl]

30. Even better

I love flowers. Nothing better than a spring bouquet.

[liberalhistorian]

10. But-but-but-

(sniff, pout), I thought I was your one and only DU crush! Whatsa matta, I ain't good enough for ya anymore? WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Bob Dylan and painting and art and men with long hair, and that STILL ain't good enough for ya? WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

See if I think of you when I'm eating your favorite chocolates in my "consolation box" of candy on Monday! See if I think of you or your stupid fireplace, so there! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Longgrain]

13. I wasn't even thinking of you when i posted this..

But here you go...let me lure you toward my etchings...

[liberalhistorian]

22. Cool!

Okay, you're forgiven as long as you light up the fireplace for me on Monday night! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Longgrain]

23. It's all for you...

Sigh! Fire. Box o' chocs. flowers...and if you want..jewelry...

:loveya:

[liberalhistorian]

28. Oooohhhh,

jewelry! NOW we're talking! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :party: :party: :party: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[djeseru]

11. I almost fit the bill...

...(here's my big but...)but, I don't get enough time out here on DU. So close but it looks like I'm the loser here! =(

Still will search out the art threads tho'. :hi:

[Longgrain]

16. Here you go...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=282x149

:hi:

[progmom]

18. ok Longgrain

If you're tired of the same 5 people responding to your posts, we;ll just stop.

No more responding to Longgrain's vanity posts.

In fact, I will delete this post before hitting Post Message.

D'oh. Whoops.

[Longgrain]

21. Not too make you jealous

But you're not even one of the five I was thinking of...:P

Tho you are in the top ten...:D

[progmom]

24. Now why would you go and say something like that?

That's it. You'll pay.

[Longgrain]

25. I gotta see a pic first...

Then you get into my top five and receive the elusive Longgrian Locket...

[RevolutionaryActs]

Elusive Longgrain Locket?

Where the hell is mine????? x(

[Longgrain]

27. You haven't earned it yet...

Only three other DU ladies have one, and they know who they are...:7

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. *sputters* I haven't earned it?!

What do I have to do? :shrug:

[Longgrain]

33. You've earned it! Here it is!

For you to wear around your neck and keep close to your heart...

Jimmy doesn't even have one of these yet...so consider yourself lucky...

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Like, omg! This is such an honor!!!

Is wanting one part of the ways to earn it? ;)

[Longgrain]

39. Opps I forgot to give it....

here it is....

[intheflow]

38. Whoa!

I can't wait to see the sparks fly when Jimmy finds out you're giving lockets to girls before her!

And BTW, where's my locket? Sure, I'm not a Dylan fan, but I am cute and was upfront about my relationship status. No locket for Flow?

**pouting!**

[Longgrain]

42. See post 39....

It's yours for the takining....

[intheflow]

47. Hmmmm...

A hand-me-down, second-hand, shared locket with Rev? Gee, you sure know how to woo a gal! :eyes:

It is one hell of a handsome locket, though.

[JohnKleeb]

34. Pssssssst ya want some brownies?

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Are they special?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

41. if you want them to be

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Sweet!

Special brownies! :7

[JohnKleeb]

44. Yeah Kate

Special :).

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. lol coolie!

[JohnKleeb]

48. Dont you know it

:)

[arismomkoofie]

26. No.

sorry. I'm not going to help

[Longgrain]

31. But you could be the next...

Don't you even want to go for it?

[arismomkoofie]

35. hmmmm....

not if I have to listen to boring talk of Bob Dylan.

Sorry
;)

[graywarrior]

40. I could talk Dylan 24/7

I'm an artist and I'm married.

[El Fuego]

45. Hey Longgrain...

Maybe I'm a female... for you;-)