Oh, man--I got my right hand pregnant.

[NightTrain]

I knew I should've worn a rubber glove! :cry:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Good thing you didn't drip on your left foot

[ET Awful]

2. I almost did, then my hand got mad and dumpted me.

Now I'm utterly alone. :cry:

[nookiemonster]

3. No glove, no love..

:silly:

[rug]

4. This barely qualifies as a sex thread

[TroubleMan]

5. Maybe a "lack of sex" thread.

LOL>

[JimmyJazz]

8. Lacking!

:P

[TroubleMan]

9. Was I slacking?

...or too much whacking?

[patdem]

6. Good damn thing you are left handed or else you would be farked

for the next twelve months!

[Ernesto]

7. Well at least,,,,,,

you are apparently not blind yet!

[latebloomer]

10. yeah, but he needs glasses!!

:D

[amandae]

11. Locking

No sex threads please. And yes, masturbation threads count as sex threads.

Thank you,
amandae