Guys are easy.

[crispini]

Discuss. :evilgrin:

[illini]

1. Yes we are.

nt

[merwin]

2. We were made that way. It's in our jeans. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

3. then go here!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2611548&mesg_id=2611695&page=

[noshenanigans]

4. Yeah, what's up with that?

I mean, I'm not by any means a prude, but at least lie to me and make me think I'm special.

[crispini]

5. Yep, exactly.

I haven't decided whether I like this or not.

[noshenanigans]

11. depends on how many martinis i've had... n/t

[crispini]

12. LOL! nt

[HEyHEY]

6. ANd?

[crispini]

7. Sorry, took me a while

to figure this out. And it's ALL guys, too, not just some of 'em.

[tuvor]

8. Damn, the secret's out.

[NightTrain]

9. I'm not.

I require a good dinner, lots of compliments, clean sheets, and saint-like tolerance of eccentricity. Sorry, ladies! :shrug:

[crispini]

10. Still easy.

Damn, you just gave us the playbook. How easy is that?

[ott]

13. I'm not easy

But then, not all men are 'guys'.

[sparky_in_ma]

14. Yes, we are

What is your point?:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

22. Hey, that's not what you said before.

:(

[sparky_in_ma]

25. Naw...

just teasing crispini. She's a KOEB regular. Glad you stopped in, we have a good time. This one's for you:loveya:

[crispini]

32. Hi sparky!

Can't believe this thread got resurrected somehow.

It's true, though, eh? :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

33. Nada

Only when we're younger. As we age we start to appreciate a woman for more than just her physical charms. OMG, I'm not even joking, I must have hit that age.:evilfrown:

[crispini]

34. Well, from your mouth to God's ears...

but I'll believe it when I meet one like that. :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

39. True

I'm smitten with SB, even though I've never seen her. I picture us walking hand in hand along a stream, the softness of her laughter melding with the babbling brook. (how'd I do?)

[crispini]

40. Wait a minute! I thought you had a yen for Monica Novotny!

Like I said.... easy. :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

42. That's just

a crush. I admire her journalistic skills. (you're not buying this are you?)

[crispini]

44. hee hee hee hee hee.

uh, no.

she IS very cute, though, I'll give you that.

[sparky_in_ma]

45. and much too young for me

She'd be hard to catch, my walker couldn't keep up.:+

[crispini]

46. Oh, you're not that old.

:D

[sparky_in_ma]

47. You are a sweetie

thank you.:pals: Whew, worked my butt off tonite and got out of the 700 club. Good-nite.:hi:

[crispini]

49. Good for you!

nite nite! :hi:

[indigobusiness]

15. I'm hard.

Are you easy?

[American Tragedy]

16. Indeed. That's why I find most of them to be terribly boring.

What's the point, really? :-(

[Schema Thing]

17. You had me at "Guys..."

:P


*waves at Crispi*

[MercutioATC]

18. Yeah, but we're not cheap.

...well, O.K.....we're cheap too....

[ComerPerro]

19. What's to discuss?

[GOPisEvil]

20. Dammit guys, they're on to us!

Took y'all long enough.

That's because women like to make easy things hard. :evilgrin: (p.s. - yes that's a double entendre kids!)

[BlondieK143]

21. Is that supposed to be a bad thing??

:evilgrin:

[Longgrain]

23. I resemble that remark...

Prepare for the inevitable copycat...

[Fleshdancer]

24. I wouldn't have them any other way

I mean really, could you imagine if guys weren't easy?? Life would be a big pain in the ass. :)

[SmileyBoy]

26. Cause we like sex. DUH!!!!!

Guys treat sex as a pleasureable thing in life. That's why we love it so much. Women treat sex as a commodity to be bartered out only when necessary.

[New Earth]

27. YEAH RIGHT DUDE

THEY'RE ALL PAINS IN THE ASS!!! every damn one of them.

[name not needed]

28. I'm easy.

:7

[SmileyBoy]

29. But you're not legal, so that cancels it out.

:7:7:7

[name not needed]

30. Depends on the state,

and the sodomy laws there :P

[SmileyBoy]

36. Nah, I'm not into buttf******.

I'm a freakin' virgin, and I still know that I'd hate it.

OK, I'm gonna get a message from Skinner now, aren't I??

[Wapsie B]

31. Guilty as charged.

I'm a hedonist at heart. But to fall in love takes quite a bit more doing.

[Placebo]

35. Straight guys are.

All the other guys are all...complicated and shiite.

[CanuckAmok]

37. I'm not.

I used to be, but now I'm pretty much inaccessible. And, no, this is not 'reverse psychology'.

[SmileyBoy]

38. I am so shocked this hasn't been locked yet.

Has the cold, iron fist of the admins and mods all of a sudden gotten white-hot and softened??

[crispini]

41. I dunno, I was totally plowed last night when I posted it

and I was sure it would sink like a stone anyway. :shrug:

[Kire]

43. I'm not easy.

I'm impossible.

[mark414]

48. the Nobel Prize for Most Blatantly Obvious Scientific Discovery goes to...

***drumroll***

crispini!

:P

[crispini]

50. LOL!

You like me! You really really like me! :cry:

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

51. Maybe, but it was offset by my being oblivious to hints, combined

with painful shyness. I can't count the number of times I was told by others that someone was coming on to me, yet I had absolutely no inkling.

[Book Lover]

52. Comedy is hard

Seriously, the only thing all guys have in common is the Y. I am getting tired of these gender-based threads; all they do it reinforce people's prejudices.

[Hardrada]

53. Y

MCA

[JimmyJazz]

54. What's to discuss? It seems you've got it covered quite nicely.

:hi: