Internet humor. Ha ha ha! Women's English, and Men's English.

[Floogeldy]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

[Swede]

1. Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think we care.

[JVS]

2. LOL!

[Floogeldy]

3. But it is very thoughtful of them. Very sweet.

[yvr girl]

4. So you don't mind knowing that you're not quite accomplished enough

to 'ring the bell.'

[gtp1976]

5. chances are...

we* simply don't care. :-)

(* we being insensitive uncaring self-serving male bastards) LOL