I went to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn't find them

[BrotherBuzz]

[GRLMGC]

1. booooooooooo nt

[BrotherBuzz]

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh (highlight with mouse to read)

[GRLMGC]

3. good Lord, man

do you have a whole collection of these?

[BrotherBuzz]

7. An invisible man married an invisible woman....

The kids were nothing to look at....

[donheld]

18. .

:spank:

[BrotherBuzz]

21. A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Ok, ok, :spank:

[LDS Jock]

4. what color is your Geo Prism?

doesn't it depend which way the light is hitting it?

[BrotherBuzz]

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. lol! You're funny.

More please! :7

[BrotherBuzz]

8. Ya hear about the guy that had a dog with no legs?

every time he took him for a walk, it was a real drag. (they get worse)

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. omg.. that's awful... yet I'm laughing......

:shrug:

[BrotherBuzz]

11. What do you call a dog with no legs?

call him anything ya want, he ain't gonna come.

[BrotherBuzz]

9. What do you say to a one legged hitchhicker?

Hop in?

[Frozen Hamster]

12. "More hay, Trigger?"

"No thanks, Roy. I'm stuffed."

Lets keep the tasteless jokes coming.

[BrotherBuzz]

13. Two cannibals are eating a clown...

One says: "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Frozen Hamster]

15. If you drink don't park

accidents cause people

[BrotherBuzz]

16. Two antennae meet on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was terrific.

[Frozen Hamster]

17. Belgium: A country invented by the British to piss of the French

According to president Charles de Gaulle, at least

[BrotherBuzz]

19. "I'm impressed—que bueno. Now I'm literate in two languages."

Goerge W. Bush* said that in France!

[Frozen Hamster]

20. Scientists have found that research causes cancer in rats

They've also found out that cancer causes research in rats.

[BrotherBuzz]

22. I give up, you win...LOL

And I thought after fifty years of research, scientists found everything causes cancer in rats and mice....

[Frozen Hamster]

23. Pretty much, although the chief cause of cancer in small helpless rodents

are the scientists themselves

[BrotherBuzz]

24. I think my neighbor would agree...

She's the resident rodent raiser at our local university. Something to do with the shrinking gene pool she has to work with.

[Frozen Hamster]

25. For what uni?

I'm a biology student at U. of Iceland. We mainly buy our rats/mice/any other lab animal fro a local research institute

[BrotherBuzz]

26. UCD

It's big enough to grow their own. Heck they even raise primates. Nasty stories emanate from that division.

Iceland? Wow, do you know the artist that blow up tables floating in the lake? The bizarre guy blows up all sorts of things. We saw it all in a very strange (art) film from Iceland. Exploding shoes, very amusing.

[Frozen Hamster]

27. Yes, the things some scientist can come up with...

[BrotherBuzz]

28. .

I edited my previous post to ask about an art film from Iceland - you may have missed it. Do you know about this artist?

[Frozen Hamster]

30. Nope, don't know anything about him

It's pretty much pointless to ask me about anything conserning art or culture. The only thing I know about art is what gets printed in the newspapers.

[jdots]

14. shit you got me with that one

I am stealing it thanks.

[barb162]

29. okay I get the joke, but were youreally trying to buy them?

Is someone after you?

[BrotherBuzz]

32. Why buy them when the Army will issue you them for free?

Hey, that could become a talking point when communicating with redneck chickenhawk camouflage wearing freeper crackers "Join the army and get a free pair of camouflage pants!" ;)

[B Calm]

31. What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you in the corner..

[BrotherBuzz]

33. Two termites walk into a bar...

One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

[corksean]

34. Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic?

He used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

[BrotherBuzz]

35. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'"

The Doc says, "That sounds like the Tom Jones Syndrome." The man asks, "Is that common?" The Doc says, "It's Not Unusual." :spank:

[Richardo]

45. Patient to shrink: I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! A teepee! A wigwam!

Doctor: "Your problem is you're two tents."

[BrotherBuzz]

48. Patient to shrink: "Doc, I have an irresistable urge....

to lift my leg on hydrants, and bark at the mailman...

Doc: "Lie down on the couch, and we'll discuss it further..."

Patient: "I'm not allowed on the couch..."

[Richardo]

49. A man walks into a shrink's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap...

Doctor: "Clearly I can see you're nuts."

[BrotherBuzz]

50. LOL, you blew the punch line

"Clearly, I can see your nuts" :evilgrin:

[Richardo]

51. Damn grammar excellence!

[Frozen Hamster]

36. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

[BrotherBuzz]

37. A vulture was boarding an airplane....

when the gate attendant said, "Sorry, only one carrion, sir."

BrotherBuzz(ard) ;)

[Worst Username Ever]

38. I guy walks into a bar, carrying a piece of concrete under one arm.

He says to the bartender, "Two beers. Once for me, and one for the road.

[BrotherBuzz]

39. What do you call a cow with no legs?

GROUND BEEF

[Worst Username Ever]

40. Ok I give up

[BrotherBuzz]

41. Well, what do you call a cow with two legs?

lean beef!

[Worst Username Ever]

42. d'oh!

[MissMarple]

43. Guy: "I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!"

Dem girl: "Darling, do you think you can spare it?"

[BrotherBuzz]

47. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittons

[Richardo]

44. What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[BrotherBuzz]

46. Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! LOL

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

[Richard Steele]

52. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar...

the bartender says, " What is this, a joke?"

[GalleryGod]

53. they're all in iraq

:puke: :argh:

[Thor_MN]

54. They are right next to the self-help section of the book store.

I'd tell you where it is, but that would defeat the purpose.