Tasteful item for sale on eBay UK

[Kipper58]

Ah the benefits of an education in science!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5557304720&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:UK:1

[Wickerman]

1. clue me in - EBay is banned at work

[sniffa]

3. fart in a bottLe

Genuine North Sea Oil Workers Fart in a bottle

[Wickerman]

6. That is jsut wrong

particularly with your username.

giggling as I type...

[4_Legs_Good]

5. OMG! I would never make it through the day!!!

let alone buy a bunch of cr@p I don't need!

david

[Wickerman]

7. yep

why I telecommute most days!

[giant_robot]

2. LOL! The Q & A is the best part!

Q: What oil rig was this bottled on? Are you an MWD Engineer? answered on: 11-Feb-05
A: The specimen was bottled on a semi-sub enhanced pacesetter working in the North Sea North East of the Shetland Isles. No I am not an MWD engineer. I am...more




Q: I'm a Buddhist interested in your offer. Does the fart come from a person on a vegetarian diet? answered on: 11-Feb-05
A: Unfortunately this couldn't be further from the truth. The fart is produced from an extremely high meat protein diet combined with poultry produce (eggs)...more




Q: Can you give me the H2S content of this sample, preferably in PPMV and MG/M2. By generating a full gas release will it contravene ISO 14000 and be applicable...more answered on: 11-Feb-05
A: Approximately 10PPM therefore as one would expect a strong odour of rotten eggs is present. It is advisable to release the gas under controlled conditions...more




Q: does this come under the Dangerous Goods classification for transportation by air, sea or land? Will you supply all MSDS and COSHH data for the item as...more answered on: 11-Feb-05
A: Yes, due to the highly flammable nature of the methane gas and very low flash point a permit will be issued for transportation. MSDS and COSHH will be...more




Q: Just wondering if this outstanding product is certified to PED 2002,and as such if all documentation to this fact is provided with the pressurised container...more answered on: 11-Feb-05
A: The container has been manufactured under quality system approved by BSI No. FM24274 The person who produced the fart would like to remain anonymous

[MrScorpio]

4. With stuff like this, it makes you wonder how they lost the Empire

Amazing

[McKenzie]

8. blame our management "I never really wanted to be

a train driver, you know. I mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left school I'd be head of British Steel. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? I mean, you look at statistics, right. 83% of top British management have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge.
All you get from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door! "Go on, give it another slam, Sir Michael!" BAM! OW OW OW! "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! YOO HOO!"

Ben Elton wasn't joking either...