I'm taking Valentine's applications.

[SarahB]

I had some excellent ideas of how to spend this weekend, but plans changed, so
convince me as to why you should be my Valentine. :7

[matcom]

1. i'm horny?

AND i'm getting new glasses :D

[SarahB]

3. So far so good.

We now have two things in common. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

5. I can still see without man-made devices.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. I'm male, single, with a pulse, my own teeth and hair, a job and a house.

That's a start, eh? :D

[SarahB]

6. Very, very good.

You're a sweetheart too. You're kind of far though. :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Well...distance is easily taken care of.

That's what airplanes are for.

(The money for a ticket is another thing, but who can put a price on love really?)

:hi:

[SarahB]

11. Thank goodness I'm rich.

Well, not really, but doing well enough. :D

[GOPisEvil]

23. Who says you have to travel?

:shrug:

[FuzzySlippers]

53. Your own hair AND teeth?

Wow! If SarahBelle doesn't take you up on that, I sure will! :P

[GOPisEvil]

55. I know...strange that there isn't a line outside my door!

:silly:

[meegbear]

4. I need a beard for my visit to mother's

You'll do.

[SarahB]

7. Hey!

:spank:

[meegbear]

30. Mom's wondering why I haven't met a nice girl ...

like you. We'll hold hands, think pure thoughts ....

[Lady Freedom]

25. Is that a dancing...

condom in your by line?

[meegbear]

29. Yes it is

[Lady Freedom]

31. I take it that he dances to

a rubber band???

[meegbear]

32. LOL!

[StopTheMorans]

9. i'm young, tall, have blonde, curly hair, have been working out a lot

lately, can play you anything you'd like on guitar (in addition to songs i've written), and i'm the most modest person you've ever met...

[SarahB]

16. Oh, you'd be nice for an evening.

:P

Don't you have a woman though?

[StopTheMorans]

20. one is never enough

:P

[SarahB]

42. That's what I told my husband.

I guess that's why he's almost my ex-husband. * :D

(*Note: No, I didn't actually cheat on him or anyone else. I am just honest to a fault.)

[StopTheMorans]

47. i knew there was a reason i liked you (other than your charm and

jaw-dropping good looks) :P

[SarahB]

48. How'd you know I can drop my jaw?

:7

[StopTheMorans]

49. .

:wow:

[bobbobbins]

10. I bathe (semi)regularly

also I own a pet monkey

[SarahB]

12. The monkey is putting you ahead.

That's kind of cool!

[bobbobbins]

14. His name is Sgt. Zippo

and he tells me to do things...terrible things

[sniffa]

13. i won't hassLe you with

phone caLLs and shit, afterwards.

[StopTheMorans]

15. .

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

18. That may be a selling point.

I've had my fill of hassles. :thumbsup:

[Squeech]

17. Hey SarahBelle

I'm rapidly greying, increasingly paunchy, and have a sarcastic streak the size of the Tigris and Euphrates put together, but I betcha I play guitar better than StopTheMorans.

Also I'm exceedingly fond of your rose.

[SarahB]

21. You ARE an awesome musician.

I've actually heard you too. (Unlike SOME people :P)

[Squeech]

37. Thank you

Anyway, regarding the original purpose of this thread...

When can I come in for my interview? :loveya:

[SarahB]

40. What about Mrs. Squeech?

:shrug:

[Beer Snob-50]

19. I am very very rich

am hung like a horse, and am a great cook.

[SarahB]

22. Can't beat that.

:7

[Beer Snob-50]

26. Good! I'll pick you up at 8

and we can have a wild and passionate weekend ending with watching meet the press and then fly to rome for a nice dinner.

[SarahB]

41. Sounds great.

That was actually my original intent this weekend. Oh well, his loss.

[McKenzie]

24. we could drive up through Glencoe and stop for a beer

at the Kingshouse Hotel in the middle of the glen. Then we could take the train from Fort William to Mallaig, stopping at Glenfinnan to quietly weep by the Jacobite monument at the head of Loch Shiel. On the second day we could take the ferry to Islay and stroll along the machair beaches on the west coast of the island. There are seven malt whisky distilleries and some of the most beautiful early Christian monuments in Europe, notably the bluestone cross at Kildalton. The offer is open but I'm a curmudgeonly old git so be warned...

Here's a taste of Islay...beautiful...

http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~steve/islay/photos/heather/

[SuffragetteSal]

38. Port Askaig - Wow

Wow, if the original poster doesn't take the bate...I will! Beautiful photos...

[SarahB]

43. That is beautiful!

(I was just out running errands. :) )

[matcom]

27. i'm horny?

:bounce:

[SarahB]

39. Hey, I thought we already established that.

:bounce:

[Wat_Tyler]

28. At 28, I still cannot grow any facial hair, other than stubble.

[SarahB]

44. That could be an asset.

Well... umm... in... umm... certain.... um.... situations.

[JVS]

33. I don't give a shit about whether I'm your valentine or not

If I am your valentine, we're going to drink a 4 liter jug of Carlo Rossi and screw around. It's really up to you, I don't give a fuck

[SarahB]

46. I can't handle more than 8 oz of cheap wine.

The rest is something else all together. Can you keep up?

[Beware the Beast Man]

34. They don't call me Beast Man for nothing, baby!

It has nothing to do with poor hygiene, trust me...

[JVS]

35. I thought it was the unbroken swath of hair from moustache to crotch...

that got you that name

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. That's my other username, Treasure Trail Tommy!

:D

[SarahB]

45. LOL!

*Cough*
Hairball alert! :D

[underpants]

50. ******COMES CRASHING THROW THE LINE*****

huhhuhhuhhu (breathingly heavily) Um (realizes he is already married) SHIT! Never mind (turns around and walks away dejectedly)

[SarahB]

51. But you got me so hot....

that flames suddenly appeared by my thread. ;)

[underpants]

52. I was going to get up from my desk

but I can't right now. :9

[SarahB]

60. I now have a weird vision.

Of underpant's underpants. :P

[dubyaD40web]

54. I grew a new mole last night!

It's kinda cute but it itches a little.

[MikeG]

56. Aren't some of these suitors married?

Some advice: Stay away from the married ones.

[SarahB]

57. I agree.

I've gone to great lengths personally to maintain my status as an honorable and ethical woman. :)

I take that stuff pretty seriously.

[sparky_in_ma]

58. Hmmm...

Would we have to...ya know. Just because you're intelligent, witty,and beautiful, doesn't mean I'm seduced that easily.B-)

[SarahB]

59. Come on.

You men are easy. :D

(Except those of you who aren't.)

[sparky_in_ma]

61. Au contraire

or something like that. I have trained myself to be immune to the considerable charms of such a desirable lady such as yourself.O8)

[SarahB]

63. Have we met?

Just wonderin' on possible sockpuppethood here. I don't know you, yet I sense an odd familiarity. If not: :hi: anyway. :7

[sparky_in_ma]

65. I'm not a lounge regular

Usually on 2004 election, hang out with the KOEB. I probably remind you of the classy,sensitive, strong man you always wanted to meet, but never did. I get that a lot.B-)

[SarahB]

66. Thanks for the Valentine!

It gave me a big

:7

[sparky_in_ma]

67. The pleasure was all mine

:loveya:

[Robb]

62. Once you've gone Dingbat, you never go Backbat.

:D

(ducks)

:D

[SarahB]

64. A ride on the dingbat express?

Choo-choo, baby! Choo-choo! :P

[SarahB]

68. Not even ONE more???

Damn, I'm disappointed. :D