When you get your White House day pass...

[Plaid Adder]

1) what will you name your "news organization"?
2) What alias will you use?
3) What will your first question to Scott McClellan be?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[LisaM]

1. Garra Noticia

(Spanish for "Talon News.") I hope this will evoke fond memories of Arbusto with *.

My alias will be "Jenna Gannon."

My first question will be, "I think it's just fabulous that Laura has lost 20 pounds doing yoga and pilates and only eating Mexican food once a week, don't YOU? Don't you think this really showcases that Hillary shouldn't run for President because she would spend all her time being jealous of Laura's new look and it would undermine her ability to make policy?"

[Rick Myers]

2. "WTF--News for the New Amerika"

Dick Gobbler

Scott, if God is ALL powerful, can (s)he make a rock SO BIG that (s)he couldn't lift it?

(apologies to George Carlin)

[fob]

3. Easy...

NoTalonT News
Gannon Jeffries
Do you know me?

Extra Credit
Please name the 3 XXX websites registered in your name

[Zuni]

4. Here is mine:

Opossum News
My alias will be Willie Tickles.
My first question: In the Mel Gibson film, The Passion, why is Jesus white?

[Benhurst]

5. 4) Will you give White House staff members

a group discount for use of your gay "escort" service?