Please help settle an argument: Who would win this fight?

[Barad Simith]

Poll question: Please help settle an argument: Who would win this fight?

My friend Lasisa and I are having a disagreement. I think Betty Crocker could kick Martha Stewart's ass, and she thinks it would be the other way around.

I asked Lasisa if this would be a submission match or a fight to the finish (knockout), and she got all mouthy and impatient and said to just post the question.

[Tweed]

1. With a name like Betty Croker, even I'm scared of her

[StopTheMorans]

2. betty crocker's name just makes me think she'd hit me with an iron pan

:scared:

[terrya]

12. Don't be fooled by her smiling visage...

Betty knows how to swing a mean skillet. Don't ever, EVER cross her. Trust me...I know. :-(

[trotsky]

3. Martha Martha Martha

We must remember - she's an ex-con now. Who knows what kind of tricks she learned in the big house?

[JVS]

5. "This handy instrument is known as a shiv, it's a good thing"

[trotsky]

6. LMAO

Precisely. :)

[JVS]

4. What's betty weigh in at and has she been to prison?

Martha is tough, just because you're name is on a bunch of cake mix boxes doesn't mean that you can rumble with a hardened convict

[On the Road]

7. Martha's a Modern Woman

Betty's a traditional type who'd shreik and cower and the first sign of violence.

Martha in the first round.

[giant_robot]

8. A '50s sterotype of the perfect domestic woman against

an overachieving, perfectionist mega-b**ch with a rap sheet? C'mon. Martha would kick Betty's ass and then teach her how to make her brownies moister.

[MrScorpio]

9. Gotta go with Martha

I bet she can make a gun out of a potato

[hickman1937]

10. Since Betty Crocker is a composit of

a lot of people, and Martha is just herself, I say the Bettys in a knockout.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Martha would stick a sharpened spoon handle beween her ribs.

But at least she'd use every part of the corpse in a delicious or decorative manner.

[Barad Simith]

13. These results will never do

Stewart is ahead by three, which is not going to work. I need Betty Crocker to win so I can rub Lasisa's nose in it. She's already getting screwed as it is, because she doesn't have a DU account and can't vote. So the only way to make this better is if Martha Stewart loses by a landslide.

[SOteric]

14. Betty, - no question.

Martha's all hype and consultants. She couldn't bake a bundt from scratch without calling in a team of pastry chefs and the K-Mart design team for a trendy new bundt pan.