Woman Denies Sherry Enema Charge

[CottonBear]

Woman Denies Sherry Enema Charge

Thu Feb 10, 2:34 PM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman indicted last month for allegedly giving her husband a lethal sherry enema said he was an enema addict who did it to himself, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Tammy Jean Warner said late husband Michael Warner had an alcohol problem and enjoyed giving himself wine or sherry enemas because his body would absorb the spirits more quickly that way.

"That's the way he went out and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas," she told the Houston Chronicle.

...snip...

"It all started back when he was a child," Mrs. Warner explained. "His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them."


"He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap," she said. "He had enema recipes."

more... :hurts:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=856&ncid=856&e=8&u=/nm/20050211/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_enema

Recipes? Castile soap? WTF? :wow:

edit: oops! added link

[Zuni]

1. what good could having a coffee enema do?

And she married this guy? The enema head?

:wtf:

[ET Awful]

4. The coffee enema helps with the hangover from the alcohol enema

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

5. makes sense

:hangover:

[CottonBear]

7. I'm speechless. n/t

[jdots]

27. What is this world coming to ?

can't people just do the fondu cheese enema like when America was great ?

[progressoid]

2. Umm.......golly

[ET Awful]

3. Castille Soap?

DAMN. That must . . . tingle. What with the peppermint oil and all.

[Zuni]

6. I wonder how he was able to fit the bar of Ivory in

:silly:

[CottonBear]

8. Maybe he used Ivory liquid soap?

:eyes:

[ET Awful]

10. Jeethus Christ

[Zuni]

15. I hope so....

I really hope so....:freak:

[MrScorpio]

9. Okay, she denies the enema CHARGE

But what does she have to say about the enema DISCHARGE?

What, huh, what?

[ET Awful]

11. Ewwwwwwwww. n/t

[CottonBear]

12. OMG. I just almost fell off my chair.

:puke:

[fob]

13. Apparently he WAS his own worst enema.

[eyepaddle]

16. Ohhhhh-h-h-h-h-h Man!

Now THAT is one hell of a pun!

:hi:

[fob]

17. Thanks, that wasn't my best though. It was more like my number 2.

:evilgrin:

[eyepaddle]

25. Oh God

Now cut that out! ;)

[fob]

26. You're right the first one was best. I tested the second one and it

really stunk up the joint. I tried to squeeze some more laughs out of it here, but I can see it's truly bottomed out.


:evilgrin:

[eyepaddle]

29. Well, I'm willing to play this out

and see what else you've got==fire away!:o

[fob]

30. Thanks for the confidence but I've decided these people have suffered

enough, so I'm going to turn the other cheek and put an end to this.

[eyepaddle]

31. so, have you gotten everything out of your system yet?

If not, I hear there's nothing like a good sherry enema! :)

[fob]

32. All clear! And Good One!

Sherry Enema? Didn't I go to school with her? Always seemed tipsy but had a dark humor, kind of a wise ass...

[Bluebear]

14. "Lethal Sherry Enema"...... still sounds like a stage name nt

[Strawman]

28. Sherry Enema... sounds like a parody of that Steve Perry song

Oh Sherry
Enema
Hold on
Hold on

[DS1]

18. It turns out it was a false alarm

But he evacuated anyway :-)

[Richard Steele]

19. Ok funny folks...anyone here know how to get beer out of a keyboard?

More importantly....has anyone forewarded this story to the Darwin Awards folks?

I don't expect him to make 'Darwin-of-the-year'.... but if we all get behind him, he has a STRONG SHOT at number two!

[progressoid]

20. Here ya go

http://www.darwinawards.com/

[Richard Steele]

21. THX, progressoid, I just submitted him!

[Starlight]

22. I actually believe her.

My thoughts when I first read that story:

1. Yukk. That's totally disgusting. :puke:

2. Couldn't she come up with a less disgusting murder weapon? :puke:

3. How could she possibly have given a conscious man a fatal enema against his will?? It just doesn't sound credible. :wtf:

[KissMeKate]

23. sad- reeeeeally sad! eom

[Thor_MN]

24. I suppose that you could say that he slipped in a bar of soap....