And the title of Mother of the Year goes to..................

[CatWoman]

SMYRNA, Ga. (AP) -- A mother has been arrested for throwing cans of beer at her children and beating her oldest son after he refused to roll joints for her, police said.

Beverly Fisher, 48, of Smyrna, was arrested Wednesday after her 11-year-old son called police and told them that his intoxicated mother was in possession of drugs and threw beer at him, said Lt. Keith Zgonc of the Smyrna Police Department.

Marijuana and several beer cans were found in the home, he said.

The oldest son, 14, said his mother assaulted him after he refused to roll marijuana cigarettes for her, Zgonc said, and the 11-year-old had scratches from where Fisher had thrown a knife at him during an earlier incident.

http://11alive.com/news/usnews_article.aspx?storyid=58844

[Beetwasher]

1. Is That Wrong?

Little punk! How DARE he NOT roll her joints! Hmff! :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

2. maybe she should invest in a cheap cigarette rolling machine?

:shrug:

[Beetwasher]

4. Bahh! Those Things SUCK!

There's an art to rolling a good joint! Maybe her son was just THAT good at it! I'd probably throw beer at him too! :spank:

[CatWoman]

10. I roll the most beautiful joints

years and years of "practice" :evilgrin"

[Beetwasher]

17. Not As Good As MINE!!! (Pic)

[CatWoman]

18. lol

your pot is hosted by angelfire??? :D

[Beetwasher]

21. Hmmm

That was weird, but I think the pic is showing up now :shrug:

[CatWoman]

22. holy mother of god!!!!!

i cut and pasted the properties into my browser.

that thing is taller than I am!!!!

[Bunny]

3. Just last week I threw a martini at my 13 yr. old, because she put too

much vermouth in it. But I would obviously draw the line at beating her for not rolling my joints. That's just wrong. I prefer to roll them myself.

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

5. Throwing beer around....

That's alcohol abuse!

Under the jail with her ass!

[LSparkle]

6. LOL!

[Richardo]

7. I don't know, My vote still goes to ol' Mellisa...

[Beetwasher]

9. Yeah, That's a Classic!

She was also quoted as saying "Those damn jack hammers make so much noise, my hands shake and I can't shoot up properly"

[Maestro]

23. How the hell did she get pregnant because

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole or anybody else's pole. :scared:

[davidinalameda]

8. I don't do joints

much prefer bongs myself

[fob]

11. How do you roll a bong?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

12. *snif*

reminds me of that weekend i spent at Catwoman's house

*snif* so, so touching

[CatWoman]

13. How well I remember!!!!!! Just look at you!!!!

[matcom]

14. fucking b*tch!

nothing but BUD in you house!

next time have some goddamned SCOTCH on hand! x(

[CatWoman]

15. fuck you, asswipe!!!

buy your own damn scotch!!!!!!

[matcom]

16. if your gonna THROW it at me

YOU can buy it!

*plastic bottles only please* :D

[CatWoman]

19. nah,

you look pretty sexy passed out there under those beer cans. aluminum looks good on you :D

[matcom]

20. then you should REALLY see my...........

strap on!

[underpants]

24. In Georgia?

Really?

[CatWoman]

25. hah!!!

at least we can still walk around with our underwear exposed without getting fined :D

[underpants]

26. We can too

they dropped the bill in the General Assembly out of embarassment it caused the Commonwealth.

[matcom]

27. and you can STILL split your tongues!!

but NOT if you wanna go west!

its an epidemic i tells ya!

[Schema Thing]

28. That kid just didn't like being part of the beer and knife ....

....throwing circus act that he was born into!