Spork

[giant_robot]

[Rambis]

1. Phoon

I like spork

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. "Back off or I'll SPORK your ass!"

From "The Critic" which is a hilarious animated show which I feel should still be on the air.

[terrya]

5. I completely agree, Mrs G!

Oh...I rhymed. :-)

But I agree with you about this great, very underrrated series. I should see if "The Critic" is out on DVD...I'd buy it tomorrow. Hilarious, hilarious stuff...from the creators of "The Simpsons". Fox, of course, didn't give this show a chance...and they should have. Yes, it should still be on the air. Jon Lovitz was brilliantly funny as Jay Sherman...a role he was born to voice. :-)

:hi:

T

[Kurovski]

11. Another "Critic" fan, here.

Jon Lovitz, love him!

Can you imagine his Tommy Flannagan character on SNL filling in for WH spokestwerp Scott McClellan in a skit?

[southpaw]

8. I also miss Dr. Katz

The constantly moving lines... squiggle-mation...

The deadpan humor...

[slackmaster]

Are you sure that isn't a foon?

I have a threek at home. I use it to make small children laugh.

[giant_robot]

4. Since it's a copycat thread I think it should have been Spjork...

but what do I know, anyway?

[giant_robot]

10. Threek? n/t

[slackmaster]

16. Kind of like a fork but with only three tines

This pattern includes a dessert threek, salad threek, and dinner fork in addition to the butter knife, soup spoon, and tea spoon.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

3. Foon...

I once accidentially said that when I was trying to say "spork".

I now always say "foon"...

[Kurovski]

6. I have a friend who is convinced

sporks were found in the alien crash at roswell.

I like them.

[Richard Steele]

9. check this site:

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jm703496/spork/

I agree with the 30-mile-high spork idea (click on 'defense', then scroll about halfway down) espoused there; I think it really WOULD prevent alien invasions....

NOT because aliens have any respect for spork-using cultures; rather, any species who would build a spork that big is just way too screaming-batshit-INSANE to mess with!

[Kurovski]

12. HeeHeeHee.

but'cha know, any THING is a false idol.

[El Fuego]

7. There is no SPORK.

[roguevalley]

13. Spock's evil twin.

[NC_Nurse]

14. Prisoners like to swallow sporks

we've retrieved quite a few....yuch!

[iconoclastic cat]

15. That was a great Chicago punk band!

Anyone remember them? They played with Plaid Retina and Beer Goggles a lot...

[gollygee]

17. Is it a spork or a splade?

this is probably the thing my husband and I fight over more than any other issue. I say spork, he says splade.

[Floogeldy]

18. Watch your language!

Mothersporker.