What should I get my box turtle for Valentine's Day?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Anyone got any gift ideas for the box turtle that has everything? :shrug:

[MikeG]

1. Is it a male or female?

[B Calm]

2. FREEDOM

[Padraig18]

3. "Lettuce of the Month Club"

I'm sure he'll love you for it.

;)

[Dookus]

4. a nice sweater

turtleneck, obviously.

[Padraig18]

5. No sex threads!

;)

[billyskank]

24. A big box of chocolates

And then if he (or she) doesn't want them, then you can always scoff them yourself!

[Debi]

6. A day at the spa

and some Turtle Wax....

[Skittles]

7. where did you meet your box turtle, Teena?

I cannot find one anywhere :7

[B Calm]

8. Go mushroom hunting, you'll see them..

[Skittles]

19. OK I met one but he was gay!

:D

[Jackpine Radical]

27. If you eat the mushrooms,

you may end up seeing a LOT of things.

[Briarius]

9. Turtle wax, duh!

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

10. Damn! Beat me to it.

I was going to say Carnuba wax...

[Demit]

11. One of those little clear plastic houses with the palm tree?

Or is that only for those little turtles with soft shells? Is a box turtle like one you find after it rains and take home and paint designs on with red nail polish? Am I revealing too much about my warped childhood?

[TlalocW]

12. Well, since you're on the highway to hell anyway

Might as well get your box turtle something Spongebob.

TlalocW

[Jamastiene]

26. Or a Tinky Winky toy :D (eom)

[FuzzySlippers]

13. If you give your box turtle a box of turtles

would that be cannibalism?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. sphagnum moss

or a new terrarium plant, or a larger terrarium...

[hatredisnotavalue]

15. Well I don't think it really matters...

Because if he is anything like my kids, he will probably appreciate the box the gift came in rather than the actual gift. :)

[AlCzervik]

16. Just help him come out of his shell.

[mondo joe]

17. A wedding ring. Finally make an honest turtle of it.

The fun doesn't have to stop just because you're married!

[Jackpine Radical]

28. Oh Lord. I'd HEARD things like that about you libberuls

but I didn't believe it until now. Dogs, maybe. Raccoons, owls...sure. But I didn't really believe it about turtles.

[amazona]

18. corn on the cob!

Please no jokes. My box turtles loved corn on the cob. A little butter on it won't go amiss.

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and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[RadicalMom]

20. Maybe some Clear Coat, so he won't have to wax as often.

[jonnyblitz]

i bet she doesn't have "everything" at lesbianvibes.com

gift ideas abound here:

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[Zuni]

21. a valentine made from vegatebles?

That would show that Turtle who loves him! :loveya:

[Zuni]

22. A picture of Jeff Gannon in his underwear?

What Turtle wouldn't want that?

[Squeech]

23. Hearts of celery

*rim shot*

[Thtwudbeme]

25. a tomato

they love tomatoes.

and it's red

[GOPisEvil]

29. A framed portrait of John Cornyn. Signed, of course.

[maveric]

30. Lingerie

You'll thank yourself for it later.