The Bar is OPEN

[MrScorpio]

If your name is Jeff Gannon, the Log Cabin bar for phony reporters is down the street! Only progressive and radical lefty imbibers in this joint!

[amazona]

1. whoo hoo!

Just a quick Corona with lime tonight, I can't stay long.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[MrScorpio]

14. Here you go!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

2. Grey Goose and Cran, please.

[MrScorpio]

7. The World's best tasting wodka!

With a splash

[CrownPrinceBandar]

8. Thank you kind sir......................

This is the best bar in town!

[terrya]

3. Just a brandy, please.

I'm going to bed in a little bit. It's been a LONG day. Got up really early. :-)

T

[MrScorpio]

10. Have a sniff

[terrya]

12. Ummmm....perfect. Thank you, sir.

The perfect end to the day.

[GOPisEvil]

4. A cool, frosty brew, please.

Something in a Pilsner Urquell, thanks.

:beer:

[MrScorpio]

15. I hope that this cool and frosty 'nuff 4 ya!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Beautiful!!!!

Thanks so much!

[AwakeAtLast]

5. I'll have my usual

Margarita, frozen, with salt please!!!

:9

[MrScorpio]

18. Party in a glass

[charlyvi]

6. A glass of the house wine, please.

Or maybe a carafe. And do you have change for the juke box? I only have a ten. Thanks

[MrScorpio]

17. Enjoy

[belladonna]

9. Ply me with drinks, baby

I'm going with your recommendation here, so make it good :D

[MrScorpio]

20. 151 shooters to the rescue

[belladonna]

21. Promise to take advantage of me later if I finish them all off?

:evilgrin:

Oh, and I'll take a Mermaid while you're at it......

[MrScorpio]

27. Meet me in the back

I've got a special "Take advantage of the customers" room

And make sure to take this with you

[belladonna]

29. Do I need a special password to get in?

Or do I just show my Zombie at the door? :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

34. Knock Three Times

That should do ya

[belladonna]

35. Can we do Jello shots once I'm in?

If you know what I mean, and I'm betting you do :D

[MrScorpio]

38. I sure do

I'm having them delivered as we speak

[wryter2000]

11. Yum!

Can I have my rusty nail now? :yourock:

[MrScorpio]

22. Hope you had your tetanus shot

[wryter2000]

39. (Smacking lips) Ooooh, that hit the spot

You, sir, are a great American. :yourock:

[Celeborn Skywalker]

13. Martini,

please. Made with Bombay Sapphire gin and just a splash of Vermouth with an olive and a twist of lemon.

[MrScorpio]

23. No prob

[Celeborn Skywalker]

32. Thank you!

Much appreciated!

[NC_Nurse]

16. I've been waitin'

too bad me and Malocchio are already crocked! How about some water for those of us who started too early, kind sir! :P

[MrScorpio]

24. ...That cool, refreshing drink

[NC_Nurse]

26. Thank you!

Much better! :-)

[texas1928]

25. Well lets see

I'll have a Maker's Mark and Coke. Please

[MrScorpio]

31. Here you go

[texas1928]

49. That hit the spot

Now I need to find some preztels and another glass of Marker's and coke.

[Karenina]

28. Can I get an Augustiner?

If you haven't got it in stock a Paulaner will suffice.

[MrScorpio]

33. I've got what you need

[Karenina]

41. Danke sehr!!!!

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

48. Bitte schon, mein kleine leibling

Tschuss

[SarahB]

30. What'll get me drunk as Hell and not make me puke?

Champagne usually works well. I'll take a bottle.

[MrScorpio]

36. Perfecto Mundo

[SarahB]

50. Ok, now some chocolate covered strawberries...

and I'm set. :D

[MrScorpio]

56. I hope these will do ya

[SarahB]

57. Perfect.

:P

[fortyfeetunder]

37. Any non-alcoholic flu remedies?

As much as I'd like to have booze, I can't today. I've been sipping on green tea all day....but a variation would be nice.

[MrScorpio]

40. This should hook you up

[Aristus]

42. Whichever of the Teas that has, like, ten different kinds of booze.

Rough day. Cheers to all DU-ers! :toast::beer::toast:

[MrScorpio]

44. This should hook you up

Try it

[Aristus]

47. Mmmmm. Thanks!

:9 :beer: :9 :beer:

[angstlessk]

43. You have totally flabergasted me. You have a picture for every known

drink on the planet. Can I, may I have a Red Bull? You know that energy drink that is so popular?

[MrScorpio]

45. It gives you WANGS!

[thecai]

46. I'll Have A

Buttery Nipple and a Black Russian chase, thank you.

[MrScorpio]

52. Great choice

[thecai]

54. Perfect!

Thank you! :toast: :party:

[Worst Username Ever]

51. A matini please (a real one, with gin). Thank you Mr. Scorpio!

[MrScorpio]

53. Shake, shake, shake

[Worst Username Ever]

55. What a guy.

[Corgigal]

58. Been awhile since I've been at the bar

Do you have a Southern Comfort Collins?

[MrScorpio]

59. Here you go

[Corgigal]

61. thank you

I just got to drink this slow.

Will leave a little something for you before I leave.

[Gold Metal Flake]

60. Manhattan, perfect, please.

I like my drinks like I like my politics. Truthful and honest. And cold. Very cold.

[MrScorpio]

62. Feel this chilly thing

[Gold Metal Flake]

64. You are a delight. Thanks for the fun! n/m

n/m

[nickgutierrez]

63. Surprise me.

What do you suggest?

[MrScorpio]

65. Try this 2 Mental

[nickgutierrez]

66. Whoa - what is it? n/t

[MrScorpio]

67. The recipe:

2 Mental

2 cl Vodka
1 cl Campari
a dash of Angostura Bitter
cranberry juice

Shake and serve on ice in a highball glass.

[Historic NY]

68. Love the lounge sign Mr. Scorpio!!!!!!!

[PittPoliSci]

69. double of something strong...

i don't care what. my grandmother died today.

[MrScorpio]

71. My condolences

Have a bottle on me

[PittPoliSci]

72. thanks

:-)

she was in a lot of agony. brain tumor and all...so maybe this is for the best.

[Historic NY]

70. Long Island Ice Tea please....I feel like dancing......

[MrScorpio]

74. Any table is yours

[koneko]

73. I'm ready

and I'm in the mood for some Sangria, please! :toast:

[MrScorpio]

75. Yummy!