Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

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Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
Fri Feb 11, 2005 06:33 PM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.

Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.

Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.

The actor is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition of probation for his convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

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1. He failed 5 times and is just now going to the pokey?

I seem to remember years ago when Christian Slater, Charlie Sheen and Robert Downing were still the "bad boys of hollywood", they were sent to jail for missing drug tests.

I honestly have no idea who this guy is.

[Spinzonner]

2. It's not a good idea to jack off a judge

especially artifically