New Game: Marry, Fuck, Kill (A game for the whole family!)

[Modem Butterfly]

Someone throws out three names. You have to follow through on all three: who would you marry, fuck, and kill? You can only use each name once, no marrying then killing, and absolutely no killing and fucking. Next, you throw out three names. Here's a group of males and a group of females to start, so everyone is satisfied:

Clint Eastwood
Jack Nicholson
Danny Devito


Kennedy from MTV
Fran Drescher
Laurie Dhue

[LSparkle]

1. Fuck Jack, Marry Clint

Sorry, Danny ...

[Blue-Jay]

2. Here's mine.

Kennedy from MTV - fuck, then kill
Fran Drescher - fuck
Laurie Dhue - fuck, then kill myself

[Modem Butterfly]

5. LMAO!

But you have to marry, fuck and kill only one. As penalty, you have to propose the next three.

[SarahB]

3. Ok

Clint Eastwood- marry (my proverbial type apparently, brainy yet uncommunicative)

Jack Nicholson- kill (too much of an asshole for my tastes)

Danny Devito- fuck (because overall he seems nice and I could once, but not many times and he's certainly not deserving of death)

[Downtown Hound]

4. Fuck Fran, Marry Kennedy

Bye bye Laurie you skank!

All right:

Brittney Spears
Julia Roberts
Martha Stewart

[LSparkle]

8. "Laurie you skank!"

Loooooove it!

:puke:

[11 Bravo]

29. Marry Martha (and NO pre-nup)

Fuck Julia, kill Brittney.

[AlCzervik]

6. Marry Jack, fuck Clint, kill Devito

[Liberal_Andy]

7. here's what I'd do

Don't watch MTV, have to kill her,...

F#@* big-lips, then never call her again,

Marry Fran, f#@* her too.

[Modem Butterfly]

9. Here's another set of males:

David Byrne
David Bowie
David Lee Roth

[crispini]

30. Oh, that's TOO easy.

Fuck David Bowie, because he is HOTTTT.
Kill David Lee Roth, he deserves death.
Marry David Byrne, because he'd TOTALLY be fun to have around in that geeky needy artist sort of way.

[Dr.Phool]

10. Money, sex and public service- in that order

Martha Stewart
Cameron Diaz
Dr. Laura

[Downtown Hound]

That's easy

Fuck Cameron, Kill Laura in a particularly nasty way, and marry Martha. It's not just the money. I mean think of it, the food, the decorations, the wedding, why everything would be just perfect!

[Wapsie B]

11. Let's see..............

Marry: Charlize Theron
Fuck: Sandra Bullock
Kill: Ann the Man


edited fo another Cameron lover in the crowd :)

[Dr.Phool]

13. Hey, I saw Cameron first!

[Modem Butterfly]

14. Too easy- you can't just comeup with your own people

Try this list:

Cameron Manheim
Cameron Crowe
Kirk Cameron

[fortyfeetunder]

12. When they were in their prime, or as is now?

Gosh, I don't think I'd want to do anything to those three!

[Modem Butterfly]

17. Live in the NOW baby!

You gotta take 'em like they come!

[Amaya]

15. Clint--marry, Jack--fuck, and Danny-- bye bye

[SarahB]

18. You'd kill Danny too?

Jack does not deserve to fucked anymore. He's had his share already. Jacko= :nuke:

[Amaya]

21. Ok, I'll fuck Danny

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[SarahB]

22. Doesn't that look like my husband?

It's not just me, is it? :D

[Amaya]

23. No, this is more like it...

:7

[SarahB]

28. Ok, I must defend his honor.

Divorce or no divorce (or whatever), he's handsome. Well, to me anyway. That was never the problem. He does, though, have this Jack-ish smirk at times.

[Blue-Jay]

16. For the guys:

Milla Jovovich


Helen Thomas


Janice from the Muppet Show

[SarahB]

19. Hell, I'd do Janice from the Muppet Show.

She was cool.

[Modem Butterfly]

20. Yeah, but would you marry Helen Thomas?

[SarahB]

27. Sure.

She's smart and interesting. Not quite my type, but for her, an exception could be made.

Now, onto killing Milla. Bwa ha ha!!!! :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I demand new men choices! They are old enough to be my grandfather.

Ew. :scared:


Well maybe not Danny, he's older then my mom, but younger then my dad. But still......

[Modem Butterfly]

25. Okay, how about these:

Ben Stiller
David Schwimmer
Adam Corolla

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Aww that's a little better thank you. My answers:

Marry: Ben Stiller
Fuck: David Schwimmer
Kill: Adam Corolla

[crispini]

31. For the guys:

Ann Coulter
Michelle Malkin
Katherine Harris.

Mwahahahahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Bwhahahahaha! You're evil, I love it!

[Moderator]

33. Locking

No sex threads.

Thanks,
DU Moderator