Well, my plan to become Pope has taken a hit....

[Dookus]

damned hospitals.

But for those of you who were supporting me, hang in there. This is just a temporary setback.

Bless you all.

[Blue-Jay]

1. If things work out, can I drive the popemobile?

Phat ride, booooyzzz.

[Dookus]

3. I was planning on having

a hunky Swiss Guard guy drive me. If you want the job, I'll need a resume and a few nudes.

[Swede]

2. I call shotgun on the popemobile.

nt

[Sannum]

4. My plan was a failure from day one....

There were the fatal setbacks of being female and non-catholic.:cry:

[Dookus]

6. hrmm....

perhaps you should aim for Queen of England?

[Sannum]

10. Good Idea!

I would look fabulous in a tiara! I can wave too! :hi:

[Blue-Jay]

18. Perhaps Dookus should aim for Queen of England!

He's already conquered the USA.

[Fleshdancer]

5. if i vote for you, will you wash my feet??

:)

[Dookus]

7. No

but I'll have one of my minions do it.

[Fleshdancer]

8. damn. so what will you do for a vote?

[Dookus]

12. Every vote for me

earns the voter one get-out-of-hell-free card.

[Fleshdancer]

20. You definately have my vote then

so can I text vote for you? That's how we vote for American Idol right?

[barb162]

9. the way the pope is looking, I think this is a VERY temporary setback

in your quest

[Dookus]

11. well let's just say

I'm not signing any long-term leases.

[ak]

13. dude

As soon as I become a cardinal in the church of beer you have my
vote for Pope

[AlCzervik]

14. you're a Pope in waiting, thats ok, your time will come

and we will all kiss your ring!!!

[Dookus]

15. yes

yes you will.

[two gun sid]

16. To: Pope Dookus I

Holy Father:
Could you see your way clear to appoint me as Cardinal Two Gun? I would like to be head of the "Congregation For The Doctrine Of The Faith"(the inquisition). I'm a real asshole and I know I would fit right in with the rest of the Cardinals. I like to drink and chase women but I do not think that would necessarily disqualify me from the office. My views on abortion, birth control and womens rights may cause some friction but, what the hell, we're all men of God aren't we?

Your brother in Christ,

Two Gun Sid

[blondeatlast]

17. Can I be a Saint? Patron saint of, say, dyed hair?

Or perhaps lip gloss?

[sleepyhead]

19. I pick patron saint of junk food

Is it OK if I grew up Jewish?

[Elidor]

21. He shall be Pope Dookus

Patron Saint of…uh, what will you be patron saint of, Pope Duke?

[John Q. Citizen]

22. Damn pinks! n/t

[Az]

23. Um, don't you have to be Catholic?

Minor inconevience to be sure but there it is.

[Dookus]

24. I was baptized Catholic

they got their claws in me early.

[angstlessk]

25. No, you have to be a Cardinal. Of course all Cardinals are Catholic

but I think that is coincidence.

[Dookus]

26. this is the beauty of my plan

you do NOT need to be a Cardinal. They can vote for anybody!

[barb162]

27. won't you get tired of praying all day

[Dookus]

28. the actual

job description is pretty lax. But nonetheless, I'm used to spending lots of time on my knees.

[barb162]

29. wont you get tired of being around all those holier-than-thou

cardinals who are all like 500 years old

[Dookus]

31. they're outta there

as soon as I get the job.

The new College of Cardinals will consist mainly of university water polo players.

[barb162]

33. well, the Church does need to be shaken up, you're hired!

where would you put the pool? in the Vatican Gardens?

[Blue-Jay]

30. *snort*

[FuzzySlippers]

32. Damn! And I've been in the process

of converting to Catholicism in anticipation of you becoming pope.

[Dookus]

34. just you wait

try being Episcopalian for awhile until I give you the go sign.