Dookus is pontificated. Of what do you wish him to make you patron saint?

[blondeatlast]

Keep in mind Dookus has suffered a minor setback, but it should be temporary.

I want to be Patron Saint of Lip Gloss.

[ikojo]

1. I want to be the patron saint of sleeping....

Those who have trouble sleeping can invoke my name and sleep shall come upon them.

I like to sleep in but cannot because of my commute. I long for weekends when I am able to sleep past 345AM.

[Cadence]

2. Dookus should be the patron saint of Marshmallow Peeps.

[catzies]

4. Ok. then I'm in. For if you are what you eat then I'm a Peep.

Wouldn't you like to be a Peeper too?

[Blue-Jay]

3. I'd like to be the patron saint of being put in my place by asshats.

Or perhaps the saint of restraint.

[Fleshdancer]

5. Patron saint of smart-assedness

yep. sounds about right.

[progmom]

6. What setback has befallen our pal Dookus?

:wow:

[blondeatlast]

8. The current Pontiff has been discharged from the hospital.

Do not give up hope.

[Fleshdancer]

9. the current Pope is, well, still the Pope.

it's a waiting game for Dookus at this point. By the way, if you vote for him, he'll give you a "get out of hell free" card. He sold me on that particular campaign promise.

[blondeatlast]

13. I need more. I gotta be patron saint of SOMETHING, though I'm willing

to negotiate about just waht.

Still pulling for lip gloss, though.

Or possibly pre-teen girl's fashion. They would invoke my name when wanting a sparkly t-shirt with Hello Kitty.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Patron Saint of Kleptomaniac Racoons.

:D

[Fleshdancer]

11. I was just thinking the other day....

you know, you just don't see many sainted kleptomaniac racoons these days. It's a damn shame!

[AlCzervik]

10. the patron saint of dinged hondas

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. I'd like to be the patron saint of really good green

:smoke:

[blondeatlast]

14. You'd be invoked frequently, I imagine! nt

[Dookus]

23. You got it, sister

I'm just waiting for my papal holy wand to make it happen.

[donheld]

15. The p*nis

:evilgrin::evilgrin: locking 3, 2, ...

[blondeatlast]

16. And you would be invoked WHEN?

If you get my thread locked, why, I'll...

be really upset and go to bed.

[Mojambo]

17. Patron Saint of Slacking n/t

[two gun sid]

18. If I can't be a Cardinal I want to be Patron Saint of Condom Users.

St. Two Gun looks over all those who use condoms and protects them as they would protect themselves.

[blondeatlast]

19. Father Two-Gun, we have a problem.

Now, the Church does not believe in, um, latex usage...

[two gun sid]

22. You're pullin' my leg!

Why would the Holy Church not allow people to protect themselves from STD's, HIV and unwanted pregnancies? Is the Pope aware of this? We should warn him that the flock he is supposed to be protecting is in danger.
If this is true then I wish to be St. Two Gun Patron Saint of Rhythm.

[angstlessk]

20. Patron Saint of Catholics Who Were Trashed by Nuns. I think the

miracle will be the immense number of people who vote for me!

[LeftyMom]

21. Can I be the patron saint of ex-Catholics?

I don't think I'd get a lot of calls, but the ones I woud get would be the angsty dishy ones, much more interesting than "please intercede with the Lord to heal little Timmy, amen." I'm an appropriate canidate, being a recovering Catholic myself. :)