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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:47 AM
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My wife is clipping her toenails
help me with this one.
please!!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:48 AM
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1. Fling boogers at her.
Its the only thing that works.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:49 AM
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2. f*rts work better
:hurts:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:49 AM
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3. fart
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:51 AM
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5. uhh. ..
maybe i'll leave a skid mark on your rug!!
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:51 AM
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4. Two words for you - EYE PROTECTION.....
B-)
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:56 AM
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6. Does this make you a "happy like Bob in the Enzyte commercials"?
I hope not, but you never know with some people...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:58 AM
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7. well, she's asleep.
but the cat is pissed
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:05 AM
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8. Your wife is clipping her toenails in her sleep?
I'm herbally enhanced, and apparently quite confused now.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:09 AM
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9. They have been clipped.
how is the herbs?
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:14 AM
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10. They are just fine, thank you!
I am about ten minutes from bed. (It's 1:15 here)
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