Dou you guys know the REAL story behind the death of Elvis?

[Lautremont]

It's a little unsavory, so I apologize. But I just heard this and had to share.

Everyone knows he died on the toilet. But few know the details. Apparently he was wiping his ass when the massive coronary struck. He pitched forward with the end of the toilet paper lodged in there, and the force of his massive body falling pulled the toilet paper off the roll so violently that a whole bunch of it came off and settled gently over his body like a kind of shroud.

The really strange thing about this is that Elvis didn't rip the toilet paper off the roll before wiping. Perhaps this was because he was so rich. I don't know.

[Maddy McCall]

1. Uh huh. Where'd you hear this?

Sounds like an urban legend to me. The shroud part sounds completely fictional.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Locking

Inappropriate, and potentially urban legend-ish.