Sheesh! 4,000 posts and I can't even get arrested on this site!

[hatrack]

Grumblegrumblegrumblegrumble!!!!!!!!

Where are you when I need you, NewYawker99? ;-)

[blm]

1. You want handcuffs?

;)))))))))))))

[hatrack]

2. Now THAT sounds, err, intriguing!

No pepper spray necessary, however.

[Ladyhawk]

3. Put your hands on the wall with your legs apart...

:P

[trof]

4. You have the right to remain silent.

If you wish to speak, anything you say may be used in evidence against you in court.
You have a right to counsel.
blah blah blah
You know the drill.
Hands behind your back and spread 'em.

[hatrack]

5. For reasons I cannot explain . . .

. . . I keep thinking of Tim Robbins covered with insecticide powder.

[swinney]

6. 4,000 posts. CONGRATULATIONS

GO FOR 5,000.
clarence swinney burlington nc

[soleft]

7. were you away for a while

I saw a post of yours earlier today and thought, hmmm, where's he been?

and congrats!

:thumbsup:

[pmbryant]

8. Congrats on 4035 fabulous posts, hatrack

Keep up the good work!

:toast:

:party:

:bounce:

--Peter