What do you think Condoleeza is doing tonight?

[madison2000]

(Besides keeping us safe, I mean)

[meisje]

1. Killing Puppies!

[Historic NY]

2. Humm she is probably all alone playing the piano........n/t

[GainesT1958]

3. Thinking of yet another creative way to lie...

Of course!:eyes:

B-)

[tuvor]

4. Exercising her smile muscles, brushing up on old charm school lessons.

For the next time she gets put on the hot seat.

[NightTrain]

I'll bet it involves an artificial piece of the male anatomy.

'Nuff said.

[tuvor]

7. Ewwwwwwwww!

[NightTrain]

5. I'll bet it involves an artificial piece of the male anatomy.

'Nuff said.

[tuvor]

8. Double Ewwwwwwwww!

[NightTrain]

9. Why the hell did that message post twice?

:wtf:

[madison2000]

11. Because it was very important and true?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[devilgrrl]

6. Lying through the space in her teeth.

:+

[Left Is Write]

10. Uh, perfecting her dagger eyes?

[lady lib]

12. Knitting something lovely to COVER HER ASS

ya think?

[New Earth]

13. playin wit da chimp

[CanuckAmok]

14. Hating her parents for naming her "Condoleeza".

I mean, it even looks bad on an oil tanker.

[Hans Delbrook]

15. Drinking the blood of innocents.

And plotting world domination w/ Pinky, errr Chimpy.

[Liberal In Texas]

16. Maybe O'Really has her private number...

...so they can have good phone sex. Since chimpy probably has to go to bed early.

[borlis]

17. She is polishing her big nasty forehead n/t

[derby378]

18. Stroking herself while gazing at a glossy 8.5x11 of * (n/t)

[Gemini Cat]

19. Practicing her new scary faces.

And breaking but yet another mirror!
She also killed a bunch of kittens this evening.

[Liberal In Texas]

20. I would bet her image doesn't show up in a mirror. n/t

[Neoma]

21. dunno, but i sure don't wanna know.

[progmom]

22. It's funny that her mouth looks so small

...and yet her teeth are so big!

[Gemini Cat]

23. Like vampire teeth. nt

[mitchum]

24. Sticking pins in her Laura voodoo doll?

[LDS Jock]

26. couldn't she just use a pickle for the doll? n/t

[mitchum]

27. No, the pickle reminds her of George...

as long as it's a gherkin

[LDS Jock]

25. searching the web for cosmetic dentists

at least she should be

[JVS]

28. Practicing her scowl

[LDS Jock]

29. preparing for her next role as Chucky

[Swamp Rat]

30. She just teleported to Tehran...

[Liberal In Texas]

31. You mean after she got driven back to her expensive Georgetown...

...home in the limo with the secret service escort?

She walked in and had her butler pour her a 30 year old single malt Scotch, three cubes of ice and some Coke. He put her "wrap" away and then she dismissed him.

She went up to her bedroom with the fireplace already blazing, and turned on her HD TV. She had had the staff TIVO Jerry Springer, and sat down for a few minutes in the Queen Ann chair to watch as she sipped her drink. Dutch courage. After the third sip, she looked over to the nightstand.

The answer-phone by her bed had no messages blinking at her.

Nuts. Bill was supposed to call. That hot Fox guy was the best thing since she and her "husband" had to play it cool. Bill really knew how to get her going on the phone. He was in New York, but man when he had her pick up the soap-on-a-rope (his latest) and rub it in various places...it was like he was almost there.

It was a good way to relax after that boring party at ambassador who-ever-he-was's place.

Oh, she thought, I'll read. Then to bed.

Ann Coulter's new book was next to the phone on the nightstand.

That'll put me to sleep, she thought, as she slipped off her basic cocktail dress and slipped into her silk sheets.

She opened the book, but had an eye on the phone.

[CanuckAmok]

32. Oh, for goodness' sake!

You, my friend, need to spend more time with manny Calvano, and less time writing softcore porn preludes starring Condoleeza Rice!

[Liberal In Texas]

33. That made me laugh, Canuck!

[leftofthedial]

34. phone sex with her husb-

er the "president"

[driver8]

35. Giving her vibrator, "Little Georgy" a workout. n/y