I Committed Genocide On Several New Life Forms Taking Refuge In My Fridge

[mermaid]

Ask me anything!

[yellowdogintexas]

1. you realize you may have eliminated the cure for cancer or

something, don't you?

Of course if the life forms were banging on the inside of the refrigerator demanding to be let out, that is altogether different.

You just reminded me of something I need to do...

[auntAgonist]

3. saved!! thank you ... a GOOD excuse NOT to clean out my fridge tonight LOL

[mermaid]

4. I Do

But I seriously doubt that the cure for cancer would grow HAIR!!!

George Carlin, on leftovers: Leftovers give you two separate good feelings. When you first put them away, you feel...really intellingent. "I'm saving food."
And then, after a month, when hair is growing out of them...and you throw them away, you feel, REALLY INTELLIGENT!! "I'M SAVING MY LIFE!!"

[mermaid]

5. They Weren't Banging To Be Let Out

THEY WERE APPLYING FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM!!

That was when I decided enough was enough!

[New Earth]

2. omg

WAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!!! IMPEACH NOW!!