Did you ever pick your nose while driving

[New Earth]

and then feel really stupid when you realized someone caught you doing it? :shrug:


not me, never.....nope!

[liberal43110]

1. Sadly, it happened to me once

A car full of teenagers had quite a laugh at my expense. I was so embarrassed.

[jdots]

4. welcome to DU we admit to picking our noses here

neocons have a slave do it for them,then they eat it.

[liberal43110]

6. I don't eat mine

I have no interest in that, but the picking part sure is interesting.

[Floogeldy]

2. Yes

But, I swear, it is very rare that I ever eat the booger.

I always make it a point to drive for a while and make several turns before I devour the morsel.

[jdots]

3. all the time

try the two handed both nostrels at a time trick in stopped traffic.
Getting caught singing is almost as much fun.......
notice how not too many people even on DU will admit they are automotive booger pickers.

[texas1928]

5. I do

and I flick them at other cars. I try and hit the glass so they have to look at it. :freak:

[Seabiscuit]

13. So you're the asshole who splattered my windshield yesterday!!!

[texas1928]

17. It is possible

Where you the jerk who cut me off. Man I had a juicy one for them.

[Seabiscuit]

19. Where you the pissant in the SUV???

[texas1928]

20. Nope, I drive a Tank.

so leave me alone.

[Seabiscuit]

21. OK. It wasn't you then.

[Strawman]

7. Yes

And I hold my booger on the end of my index finger and proudly turn and show it to the person in the next lane with and open mouthed facial expression of idiotic pride and joy.

[New Earth]

8. lolol

i don't eat mine, never. eww! :puke:

i do however, just rub it between my fingers until it's a hard enough to throw out the window or put in the ashtray if there's too many cars around.


wait, nevermind....i don't do that, nope not me - never!

[liberal43110]

10. I don't eat mine either

I have never been tempted to eat a booger. Never. I flick 'em or wipe 'em, but never eat 'em.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. No! Never! Unless you have photos of me doing it

then it was just that one time!

[Seabiscuit]

11. Nope. Where ya gonna put it???

I just wait until I get to the nearest bathroom and BLOW.

[JVS]

12. When that happens all you have to do is waggle your tongue at them

[New Earth]

14. see

i make posts like this, then i wonder why i'm not getting any :shrug: :(

[mtnsnake]

15. I don't, myself, but I know someone who was picking and driving after dark

on his way home from a party, and a giant oak tree came out of no where and jumped out in front of his car, colliding with him, knocking him unconscious and jamming his finger up his nostril all the way to the last knuckle. He woke up in the hospital and sustained minor injuries, but he said the nurses all made fun of him the next day because he was the first patient they ever saw in the emergency room with a finger embedded up his nose. Ouch

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. Just remember

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you cant wipe your friends on the couch

[mitchum]

18. "It was a scratch, not a pick!"