I am listening to Cat Stevens

[Sannum]

Will the feds be knocking on my door at any moment now?

[MrModerate]

1. If you paid for it -- even 30 years ago when it first came out --

Then you've donated to a terrorist organization and so long mom.

(Leave a DNA sample -- a toothbrush will do -- for your relatives. Closure is so important, ya know.)

[merh]

2. As long as you are not flying, I am sure you are safe.

;-)

[Quixote1818]

3. Well, now that you have broadcast it over the net...you are fucked.

[FormerDittoHead]

4. The TERRORIST???!!! "Peace Train" THIS while we bomb innocents!

Come on, you KNOW he and Saddam planned 9/11 together!

[mcscajun]

5. Well sure! Now that you went and told Agent Mike and everybody.

You should have closed all the curtains, locked the doors, and put on headphones to listen to that 'terrorist lover'.

/sarcasm

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I love Cat Stevens

If the authorities knock on your door, just turn up the volume.

[redsoxliberal]

11. lmao

I love him too!

Morning has broken

[alvis]

7. You'll be put on a no fly list.

But be allowed to fly, but after a few hours in the air, they'll redirect your flight then fly you back.

[JVS]

8. Don't you mean Yusuf Islam?

[ClintonTyree]

9. You're just BEGGING.....................

for a visit from "Homeland Security" aren't you? The black sedan (or helicopter) will soon be arriving with the men in black suits and dark sunglasses.

Gitmo's nice this time of year.

[Left Is Write]

10. "Here comes my baby. Here she comes now...

..and it comes as no surprise to me, she's with another guy, well here comes my baby, here she comes now..."

[Shredr]

12. Even if they do, it's worth it

What a master wordsmith! With such beautiful music and a great voice. Always takes me back to HAROLD AND MAUDE.

[Lautremont]

13. They no longer have the budget to get to your house.

Unless they discover mass transit (not likely if they're republicans), you'll be okay.

[MisterP]

14. what state? Wyo. gets 7x more per person than N.Y.