"With Dean, it's like throwing an M-80 into a bucket of frogs...

[pres2032]

you don't know what's coming out of there."

~Jon Stewart

I saw him do his stand up friday night and wow, he was hillarious.

Some tidbits of what he said:

On Kerry: "You could almost see his advisors telling him what to say during the debates."

On Bush: "He's not stupid, he thinks we're stupid." "He just doesn't give a shit."

On Lieberman: "One thing we will never hear: First Lady Hadasa Lieberman." "He might as well be named Jew Jewy McJewerstine." "He's droopy"

On gays/gay marriage: "conservatives are worried that they'll be persuaded to become homosexual, they'll be on a subway and will strike up a conversation with a homosexual and say 'bill, you make a convincing arguement, may I blow you now?'"

He talked about how as the bombs are getting smarter, kids are getting dumber: "pretty soon we'll just be dropping dumb kids, 'as you watch the monitor, you can see him about to land on the roof where he'll graffiti "eat me" they really hate that.'"



Everything he said was hillarious, one of the best comedic performances i've ever seen or heard.

[JohnKleeb]

1. He is hilarious

He's not a bad actor too, I love him in half baked as the one pothead, Did you ever see half baked while high! hey that gives me an idea :).

[pres2032]

2. yeah, he's good in everything he does

heh, i'll let you get high for me. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

3. Seriously I wanna get high and see that movie while high

:).

[pres2032]

4. sure, sounds like fun

[JohnKleeb]

5. Yeah I'd say

[bigwillq]

6. Please get high and watch it Kleeb

I was high out of my mind when I first saw it in the theater:smoke:

[JohnKleeb]

7. Well I have to get supplied first Will

:) thats half the battle man. I am like so :shrug: contradictory, people either think I am ultra clean or I do pot and alcohol but nothin in between.