Tonights King of the hill WTF?

[7th_Sephiroth]

Hank is enthralled when a friend going to iraq asks him to take care of his pet, until he finds out its a cat" WTF???!!!!

[donco6]

1. Hank = man's man

Real men own dogs, not cats. Cats are for women.

Jeez, don't you know anything? :)

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. freepers have dogs

DUers have cats

[donco6]

3. Now you get it.

But I have two dogs.

But they're small, so I doubt that Hank would approve.

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. we have dogs AND cats

does that make me bi-sexual?

[donco6]

5. At least suspect.

But if you've got fish - fuggedaboutit.

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. Do water turtles count?

i have red ears

[donco6]

7. Absofrickinlutely.

You're way over the edge.

[Dukkha]

9. It's a domineering issue

the prefer dogs because they are submissive, loyal, obedient, codependent. Just like their ideal trophy wives.

While cats are the owners and masters of the home. They completely control you at their whim. They even trick you into handling their own feces!

[mermaid]

26. It's Not A Domineering Issue, Per Se...

But I need to be loved, needed, and WANTED. and I need her just as much as she needs me. I would be very unhappy and miserable without my beautiful canine kid.

She loves me, and shows it all the time...sometimes, even to excess!!

I know that, if she had to, she wouldn't hesitate to give her life to save mine. And she knows, without me having to say it...if there were but one morsel of food left in my house between the two of us...I am the one who would go hungry that night.

I treasure my doggie. She is the center of my world. She's got me wrapped around her little paw, and I'd not have her any other way...spoiled brat that she is!

[mermaid]

12. I Take Exception to That!!

And I am offended!!

I am a dog-lover...I have a dog, AND I AM NO DAMNED FREEPER!!!

NOW YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. wana know what happened to the last person who told me to take something

back? i put a gun to his forehead, forced him to his knees and pulled the trigger, as soon as it went "click" *unloaded* he shit his pants

[mermaid]

16. Yeah Well...YOU TAKE IT BACK, DAMN IT!!

You as good as called ME a Freeper, because I have a dog. And it PISSED ME THE HELL OFF!!!

I AM NO GODDAMN FREEPER, AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT IMPLIED THAT I AM, DAMN YOU!!

Cats are cold, indifferent, unsympathetic...quite frankly, the perfect pet for a Republican.

Dogs are sympathetic, loyal, compassionate, caring and loving. Perfect pet for a Democrat.

QED.

[7th_Sephiroth]

17. ummm, you are really reversed

Cats are independant and cute, dogs are ugly and needy

[mermaid]

23. Well, I Think YOU Are Reversed.

Cats only care for you when you are near the can opener. Beyond that, they could care less, and, in fact, would prefer you not even be there.

Dogs, on the other hand...they ALWAYS want you around.

Yeah, dogs are higher maintenance, and more needy than cats are, but that is why I love my dog. I got her because I wanted a companion and a friend...one who would love me no matter what.

Take right now. I'm sitting at my computer. So are you. Where's your cat? I'll tell you where my dog is...she nosed my legs aside to squeeze into the kneehole of my computer desk, so that she could lay by my feet. That's love and loyalty and wanting you around. That friendship, love, and companionship.

So, where did you say your cat was again?? :D

[mermaid]

24. Ummm...By The Way...

You DID know I'm just playing with you, and I not REALLY offended, right?

But, in all seriousness...I am a dog person, and a solid Democrat, full-tilt boogie, left-winger, DU-starred member, and I happen, also to be a dog person.

You can't REALLY tell a person's politics by their pet.

But, I have never really understood why people like cats.

I'd never harm a cat. I'd even watch someone's cat while they were away, no problem. but I'd not want one as a pet myself.

First, they don't fit my personality. I need to be needed, loved, and wanted. Dogs fill that role for me...cats don't. More to the point...a cat is the only animal I can think of that you train to crap in a box in the living room, and you are happy when he does!

LOL

[7th_Sephiroth]

25. i know your kidding

i was too, i like to really scare people

[mermaid]

27. :-)

n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. One of my cats greets me at the door whenever I get home

Whether I was out 10 minutes or 2 days, he will be sitting on the landing meowing at me. Both of my cats follow me around, climb on me, and sleep in my bed. One of them only acts like this with me. The other one treats almost everyone like this.

I like dogs. I'm not in a place where I'm allowed to keep them or in a situation where I'm able to properly take care of one. Cats don't need as much, but they still give me a lot of love.

[mermaid]

29. Lyric Is Like That, Too

Whether I'm gone 8 hours or 2 minutes, Lyric acts like I've been gone FOREVER when I get home...she is SO HAPPY to see me!

And she sleeps in my bed...or, rather, I sleep in HER bed...LOL

AND, she's been known to climb completely on top of me, and pin me down, to PREVENT me from leaving, when she doesn't want me to go!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Ginsberg has done that

He'll also lay on me when I'm sleeping and chew on my hair, but only if I currently have John Masters Organics Tangerine Vanilla Bourbon Hair Texturizer in. I'm always tempted to taste that stuff to see if it's as good as he makes it out to be.

[Arkana]

13. Hey!

I happen to have two dogs that have to be THE coolest pets in the world, thank you very much. ;)

[HCeline69]

8. Cats ain't right

Besides, how will Ladybird react with a cat around?

[Ilsa]

10. I saw an episode today where little Bobby

was a little too enthralled with Jeff Gordon for Hank's tastes. He didn't even know he was a stock car driver. Bobby thought he was a cereal box model.

[Bluebear]

11. Bobby: "He's handsome!!"

Hank was beside himself!

[Arkana]

14. Bobby is a classic example

of what happens when you don't allow kids to watch risque TV.

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. i represent the office of 7th Finneaus Sephiroth

every post he has made he has copyrighted, and he has posted that before, so pay us $10,000,000 or alter your post

[Arkana]

19. Huh?

Er, if you did, I never saw it. :shrug:

[7th_Sephiroth]

20. ignorance is no defence

pay or change (just kidding)

[Arkana]

21. *draws Ultima Weapon*

Then let that be a lesson--no copyrighting! :7

[7th_Sephiroth]

22. *impales Aerith, again*

Shut up, puppet

[Arkana]

30. I was under the impression

that the English was "Aeris", and that "Aerith" was a misspelling, no?

[7th_Sephiroth]

32. Aeris is the Mis-spelling

Th in most countries makes the S sound when pronounced, thats why they made it Aerith in Kingdom hearts i am sure it will be the same in Advent children