The Capered Cartoon of all CAPTIONS!!!

skip fox

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Tue Oct-07-03 02:58 PM
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The Capered Cartoon of all CAPTIONS!!!

Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 03:44 PM by skip fox

W. is "saying": "Look you gusy, , I told you I was gonna tell if you keep doing it and you kept doing it so now I'm going tell . . . with all the cameras and recorders and stuff. I'm tired of never being able to talk in my own Cabinet meeting except when we have the reporters in. And I'm downright sick and tired of being slapped every time I open my mouth withouth without raising my hand. . . . Wow. . . . Okay! . . . I told you I was going to tell. . . . (looks nervously about) . . . Ah . . . Any questions?"

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underpants

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Tue Oct-07-03 03:00 PM
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1. See we are prapared for leaks that's why we got all these teacups

Ashcroft there across the table has his turned over so I am guessing that he already captured one.

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skip fox

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Tue Oct-07-03 03:02 PM
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2. It's telling about Ashcroft (good eyes!)

He probably doesn't drink coffee. Chock full of evil spirits, don't ya know.

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punpirate

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Tue Oct-07-03 04:04 PM
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3. Since this is the CEO president's board of directors...

... more like, "an' after a 285-yard drive off the tee, the ball was 'this far' from the pin!"

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cosmicdot

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Tue Oct-07-03 06:29 PM
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4. W: now, how can we help get all our citizens medical coverage ...

Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 06:31 PM by cosmicdot

... there's no reason why we can't have health care for all ASAP ... who'll take this action item and report back next week? ... and, what about a living wage? Who can support a family these days on minimum wage? I want a bill on the Hill tomorrow ... We need incentives to move us into future energy technologies and to sever those polluting energy sources which trend toward conflicts with other people ... it's a win-win ... jobs will be created ... our environment will be less polluted ... health of our citizens will be improved ... peace is achievable and we can reduce weapons of mass destruction from America's corporate product lines ...we can stop killing innocent people ...

cosmicdot awakens ... it had all been a dream

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maxanne

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Tue Oct-07-03 07:21 PM
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5. "you'd better kiss my ass, Ashcroft..

I made you, and I can break you - just ask Powell..."

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MGKrebs

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Tue Oct-07-03 07:23 PM
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6. "Let me just say before we get started...

... I can't believe they are paying me for this shit!"

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cosmicdot

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Tue Oct-07-03 08:11 PM
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7. W: OK, the first topic is "leaks" ... let's go around the table ...

... and, have everyone say 'yes' or 'no' if they did it ... Wolfie, want to be first?

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