This is my 1,000th post. Ask me anything.

[Penndems]

Wow - 1,000. My first milestone, and it only took about three years.

[swag]

How much do you charge for lessons in restraint?

[Penndems]

2. It's gratis!

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[Longgrain]

1. What took you so long...

Jus' asking?

[Penndems]

3. Well, you know, I work, take care of Mr. Penndems . . .

work on political campaigns . . .

You know, life. :)

[Sanity Claws]

4. When is a door not a door?

[Penndems]

5. Clue me in, I'm not sure

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[Sanity Claws]

8. When it's ajar.

Last week, the local espresso stand had this question as its trivia/ riddle question of the day. I remembered the answer from childhood (I was one of those annoying kids who went around telling dumb riddles like this) and got an extra punch on my espresso card for knowing the answer.
Remember -- you said ask you anything!!

[Penndems]

9. *snort* *LOL* - Good one!

Congrats on getting your card punched! (so to speak . . .)

[Floogeldy]

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?

Thanks,

Floog

[Penndems]

7. My wedding band

A band, with ten channel-set diamonds. :)

[Historic NY]

10. Do you feel any different?

[Penndems]

11. Nah, not really

Just surprised that I actually hit the big 1K mark.

I'll tell you something, though -- I've definitely become a more enlightned person since joining DU (and I thought I knew quite a bit BEFORE I started posting).