Oh YEAH?? Well, WHATEVER! (Wanna hear some more?)

[Bouncy Ball]

I've been debating a bushbot on another website (not freeperland or anything like it, those places are vile).

I just HAVE to share some of her wittier responses to me (we were discussing Iraq, September 11, the budget deficit, various bush failings). I am going to share them with original spelling, punctuation, everything intact.

"Oh YEAH? Well, WHATEVER!!!" (My personal favorite.)

"You know, I have to tell you, I can't believe people are so mean to Bush. I mean, he tries. It's TURE that its hard work! He wasnt lying! I have no reason to ever think he lies."

"why are you so hateful of him??? All he does is work hard for the american people."

(She got the "hard work" memo, apparently.)

"I still think they're WMDs. He moved them to suria. I can't believe anyone wouldnt know that, LOL where have you been?"

"Sadam Hussien was a BAD MAN and anyone who doesnt beleive that just needs to GO TO HELL." (I got a wee bit scared at this point--she IS a fundie--does them simply willing it make it happen? The going to hell stuff? Good thing I don't think SH is a good guy! LOL!)

"I think bush haters are just jealous because hes done so well with EVERYTHING. I don't care about the budget hes the president I trust him and I'm sure its fine."

Honestly, it's almost cruel of me to debate with someone so ill-informed, so completely clueless, and so marginally capable of communicating in her native language.

(Oh my GOD, that sounds like I described bush didn't it???)

[Cadence]

1. You have more patience than I do, that's for sure.

I read a quote the other day and I think it was by Jon Stewart that .. "Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
It's usually the lazy thinkers that come up with this stuff. The ones that don't want to learn or actually aspire to any real knowledge. They just want to be told what to think.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. It's been a fun little diversion.

Feels like playing with a mouse.

After a while, it gets boring though.

[DIKB]

2. "In the land of the blind. . ."

Does that mean, he's smarter than his average supporter. I'd have to say it does. They follow him b/c they are EVIL and don't care, OR b/c they are stupid and they trust the retarded resus monkey.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Yep, it's one of those two.

And in this woman's case I think it's the latter.

[CubsFan1982]

5. I think I got you beat.

The President of my college's chapter of the College Republicans once said to me while we were debating something (can't remember what), and I quote, "I'm right. I don't have to make sense."

He's a major league moron. If I hadn't believed it before, I certainly do now!

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Um, if you don't make sense, you aren't very right, are ya?

Major league moron is an understatement for this guy.

Did you tell him that's another way of saying "I can't win this debate?" LOL!

[CubsFan1982]

14. I can't debate any of the Repugs on campus anymore.

It's not just one, or two, or three. In varying ways, they're ALL like that! This is their method:

Them: Ridiculous RW propaganda.
Me: Refute ridiculous RW propaganda.
Them: Continue to spew ridiculous RW propaganda.
Me: Another refutation.
Them: "Liberal!"

If it weren't so sad, it'd be fucking hilarious.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Is "Sadam Hussien" some how related to Saddam Hussein?

:shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

7. It's his cousin, thrice removed.

And they look exactly alike. bush forgot to get him and he's been secretly sneaking the WMDs into Bill O'Lielly's "spider hole" if you get my drift.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. LMAO! I see,

Thank you for explaining to me. I hate to be uninformed about such things, you know? ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Hey no problem.

I get all the best information from blogs like this one:

http://www.billoliellysspiderhole.com

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Is that a real link? I'm kinda scared to click it......

:o


Edited typo.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Don't click it unless

you want to see a REAL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL shot of Bill O'Lielly's "spider hole!!"

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. BB..... you're scaring me

:P