I went to a wedding earlier today. Ask me anything.

[coloradodem2005]

[LastKnight]

1. was it yours? nt

[coloradodem2005]

4. What are you drunk?

Of course it wasn't mine. When hell freezes over.

[LastKnight]

8. you said ask you anything. i asked.

or was it anything but that?

-LK

[coloradodem2005]

10. Just put 2 and 2 together.

Considering my pathetic history with women, why would I be getting married now?

[LastKnight]

11. i was bein stupid.

not everything has to be serious here.

-LK

[merwin]

2. Was it gay?

[coloradodem2005]

5. No.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Then was its sanctity compromised by gay ones?

Hint: if the bride was a box turtle, the answer is yes.

[alittlelark]

3. How ugly were the bridesmaids dresses?

[coloradodem2005]

6. Not that ugly actually.

[merwin]

7. That's good. Sometimes the bridesmaid dresses can be a bit...

not flattering.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. Was it in a church?

Or some other location?

[coloradodem2005]

12. Another location.

I went to a place called Christie's.

[Quixote1818]

13. Was it like the wedding in About Schmidt?

That one was real inspiring. I loved the Super 8 sign in the background of the church. I also really admired the best man's toast and the shitty version of the song "Longer" by the lady who sang off key. The sad thing is almost every wedding I have been to was just like the one in About Schmidt. I guess thats why I related to that movie so much.

[fujiyama]

16. I saw that on TV a few weeks ago

My friend called it one of those "you've gotta be old to actually feel something about it movies".

I suppose in that case I don't relate, but it was still a pretty good movie. Nicholson does a good job.

[Red State Rebel]

14. My daughter is getting married in May!

I'm just now ordering my dress - were the mother of the bride and mother of the groom dresses nice???

[murielm99]

15. Were there repukes there? Didja fight with 'em?

[fujiyama]

17. Did a drunk freeper

try to pick a fight?

[coloradodem2005]

18. Nope.