Roses are red, violets are blue...

[St. Jarvitude]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write you!

(from Bash.org)
or, the even geekier version...

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

(shamelessy ripped off from ThinkGeek.com)

[montana_hazeleyes]

1. Roses are red

violets are blue
I just couldn't make it
without DU!

[webjamn]

2. Roses are red, violets are blue

when will the majority of Americans get an effing clue?

[jdots]

3. roses are red violets are blue

Rove is a shmuck and chimpy eats poo.... nice .
you know this could go on for days.

[WhirlyGirl]

4. Bad states are red...

Good states are blue.
Now we've got Howard --
Everything's cool. :thumbsup:

[Brewman_Jax]

5. Roses are red

Violets are blue
Mother Brain is my master
Isn't that a fine how-do-you-do? :silly:

[Freebird12004]

6. Roses are red ~ Violets are Blue

me too

[Beer Snob-50]

7. blue as a violet

red as a rose
i'd love to see du girls
without any clothes>

[WhirlyGirl]

8. Okay, here goes..................... Wah Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Hope it wasn't a disappointment.

[Beer Snob-50]

12. never a disappointment!!!

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

9. Roses are red, violet are blue, Grovelbot needs......

A new machine screw.

[XNASA]

10. Roses are red, violets are blue, Your nose is as big as...

Gerard Depardieu's.

[underpants]

11. ...I'm schizophrenic, and so am I

:bounce:

[sniffa]

13. roses are red, vioLets are bLack

for the rest of my Life, i hope i'LL be on my back.

[scarletlib]

14. Roses are red, violets are blue

I've got a cold
stay away before i cough on you.

[edbermac]

15. Roses are red...

Violets are blue,
Bush is an asshole,
and Cheney is too...

There you go...simple and to the point...

[dubyaD40web]

16. For the repugs:

My Mullet is perfect
So is my lady
I'll be dumpin' her soon
After she has that baby...

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my flannel shirt's red
and my jeans they are blues
my woman's knocked up
and she don't need no shoes