HEY, DU...It's Valentine's Day, and our FAVORITE GIRL is SINGLE...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Ooooooooooooooooooooh, my SWEET, SWEET Condoleeza, you are so CONDI-LICIOUS...and I know that EACH and EVERY one of my fellow Democratic Undergroundlings sends you their very best wishes for a HAPPY VAlentine's Day. Good luck in your 2008 presidential bid, too! And don't worry your pretty little head about ignoring the multiple 9/11 warnings...the people who say those mean things about you are just BITTER.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Freebird12004]

1. ~

:kick:

[El Fuego]

2. Condi n Bushie sittin' in a tree....

K_I_S_S_I_N_G

[tanyev]

3. This one's for you, Condi!

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all


How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone
But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

Now go get a perky little hat and stand on a street corner and throw it up in the air. Adorable.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

4. The Secretary of Skank

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[dbt]

5. Secretary of State Olive Oyl!

Not to worry. Popeye and Bluto/Brutus will start some shit just any minute now.

:evilgrin:
dbt