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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:29 AM
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It's time to play Give DUers HORRIBLE VD earworms!!!
Tonight, I celebrate my love for you....
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:33 AM
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1. why, oh why?????
Sometimes I don't know them or I'm not affected.

Not today...
:puke:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:33 AM
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2. I'm using the nuclear deterrent. This stops NOW!
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 09:34 AM by Richardo
"You're havin' my baby....
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me."
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:34 AM
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3. You're my...
LADY OF THE MORNIIIIIING!
Love shines in your eeeeyyyyes!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:37 AM
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13. Oh, yeah? You think THAT's a deterrent? Here's...CHARLENE.

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies....

Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me


Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
Hey lady......
I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise)
But I've never been to me

(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:38 AM
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15. Oh dear.
:scared:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:38 AM
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17. That's not a deterrent, that's the Doomsday Machine...
:scared: Yoiks, terrya!
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:34 AM
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4. A little Donnie Iris for ya...
I see your lips and I wonder who's been kissing them
I never knew how badly I was missing them
We both know we're never gonna make it
But when we touch we never have to fake it Leah

Ah! Leah! Here we go again
Ah! Leah! Is it ever gonna end
Ah! Leah! Here we go again
We ain't learned our lesson yet

:toast:
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:42 AM
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20. But Donnie Iris ROCKS...
He's the Buddy Holly of the 80's, doncha know?
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:09 AM
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40. I enjoyed his long string of hit.
:evilgrin:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:14 AM
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96. Donnie Iris is a rilly big rock star, n'at!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:35 AM
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5. Skyrockets in flight.........
..........afternoon delight! :evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:35 AM
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6. VD earworms?
Wouldn't that be more like "Tonight, I Celebrate my Chlamydia With You". :P
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:36 AM
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9. That's the subtext.
Actually, I think Richardo hit the nail on the head -- after all, pregnancy is a sexually-transmitted disease. ;)
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:36 AM
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7. BTW, why do you have hershey kisses as your avatar?
:D
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:36 AM
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8. Cos I'm your LAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
And you are my MAAAAAAAAAYYAAAAYYYYYAAAANNNNNNNN!!

And now, I go pour bleach in my ears... x( :puke:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:37 AM
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11. Near, far...
WhereEEEEVERRRRR you AAAARE,
I believe that
My heat will
Gho.
Ahn.
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:36 AM
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10. "You are so beautiful - to me"
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:38 AM
Response to Reply #10
14. And IIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIII
Will always love
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:41 AM
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19. Whitney Houston went uber-diva with this...
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 09:42 AM by terrya
And now...it's STUCK IN MY EAR!!! :grr:
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Freebird12004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:16 AM
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47. ~
:hug:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:37 AM
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12. STOP!
In the name of love
Before you break my heart...
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:38 AM
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16. Hey now, that's a GOOD song!
x(
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:41 AM
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18. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and the stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies my love.....

:crazy:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:42 AM
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21. I think I love you!
So what am I so afraid of?
I afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:43 AM
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22.  I can’t fight this feeling anymore
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for
It’s time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:46 AM
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25. I wanna know what love is.
I want you to show me.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:44 AM
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23. loooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeee
is a many splendor thing...........
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:47 AM
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28. Love love love
Love love love
Love love love

All you need is love.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:52 AM
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34. LOVE LOVE ME DO
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:44 AM
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24. You're once, twice,
three times a lady!

And I looooove you!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:48 AM
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32. Hello.
Is it me you're lookin' for?
'cause I wonder where you are
And I don't know what you do.
Are you somewhere feeling lonely
Or is there someone lovin' you?
Tell me how to win your heart
'cause I haven't got a clue.
So let me start by saying
I love you.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:46 AM
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26. Loh-hovin' youuuuu is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 09:47 AM by Richardo
And every time that we.....ooooooooo....I'm more in love with youuuuu

lalalalala
lalalalala
lalalalalalalalalahaha
oo oo oo oo ooooooo
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *glass breaking*
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:46 AM
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27. You win...we lose.
:argh:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:48 AM
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29. Ouch.
:scared:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:48 AM
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30. And now...St. Rick Astley:
Never Gonna Give You Up


We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS:
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

CHORUS
CHORUS

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:48 AM
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31. I have "Where is the Love" by Black Eyed Peas in my ear
It's actually a good earworm!!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:49 AM
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33. Private eyes are watching you. They see your every move.
:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:53 AM
Response to Reply #33
35. Are you dissin' Hall and Oates?
I'ma have to bust a cap in yo' ass. :grr:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:13 AM
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43. Nope - hint: For the first word think of the color wheel
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:53 AM
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36. stalker.
:P
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:58 AM
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37. I really, really freakin' hate you
I made it through this entire thread numerous times w/o being earwormed...until this. :cry: :grr:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:59 AM
Response to Reply #37
38. Whoooaa, here she comes.
:evilgrin:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:07 AM
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39. deleted...already done...sorry.
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 10:10 AM by jus_the_facts
:eyes:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #39
42. Not this one again!
:cry:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:15 AM
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45. okay..."Our D- I- V- O- R-C E....becomes final today...."
:D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:15 AM
Response to Reply #45
46. No, that's not till March 1.
:D
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:17 AM
Response to Reply #46
49. Oh I thought it was April 1st....
:o
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:09 AM
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41. Love soft as an easy chair.......
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 10:11 AM by peekaloo
or is it easy as a soft chair? :o
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #41
44. What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:17 AM
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48. When I'm with you
I shake inside
My heart's all tangled up
My tongue is tied, it's crazy

Can't walk, can't talk
Can't eat, can't sleep
Oh, I'm in love
Oh, I'm in deep, 'cause baby

With a kiss
You can strip me defenseless
With a touch
I completely lose control
All that's left of my strength
Is a memory

Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa, I get weak
When I look at you
Weak when we touch
I can't speak
When I look in your eyes
I get weak
When you're next to me
Weak from this love
I can't speak
When I look in your eyes

I get weak
I get weak

Convincing eyes
Persuasive lips
The helpless heart
Just can't resist
Their power

You know you've got a hold over me
You know you've got me
Where I want to be,' cause lover

Like a wave
You keep pulling me under
How I'll ever get out of this
I don't know
I just know there's
Just no way to fight it

Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa, I get weak
When I look at you
Weak when we touch
I can't speak
When I look in your eyes
I get weak
When you're next to me
Weak from this love
I'm in deep
When I look in your eyes

I get weak
I get weak
I get weak

Just a kiss
You can strip me defenseless
Just a touch
I completely lose control
All that's left of my strength
Is a memory

Whoa, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, oh, I get weak
When I look at you
Weak when we touch
I can't speak
When I look in your eyes
I, I, I, I get weak
When you're next to me
Weak from this love
I can't speak
When I look in your eyes

I, I, I, I get weak
When you're next to me
Weak from this love.....

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:30 AM
Response to Reply #48
51. All I wanna do is make love to you.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:21 AM
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50. REUNITED AND IT FEEEEEELS SOOOO GOOOOOD.....
:7
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:31 AM
Response to Reply #50
52. Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day
No matter what your friends might say
We'll find a way
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:39 AM
Response to Reply #52
53. Islands in the stream....that is what we are....no one in between....
....how can we be wrong....sail away with me...to another world...and we'll rely on eachother...aaaahhhhaaaa...from one lover to another...aaaaahhhhaaaaa! :evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:40 AM
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54. I'm hopelessly devoted to you.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:41 AM
Response to Reply #54
56. You're the one that I want...oooo...ooooo...ooo....HONEY!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:41 AM
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55. C’mon baby where you going
Cos ya know I want it...
I don’t wanna sex ya to get ya
Because I want it
Cutie just slip into your negligee
And let l’ll shawn make love to ya all day
Cos the first time I saw ya
I wanted to kick it to ya
Your body is slammin’
So honey can I do ya
Cos you and I both know tricks are for kids
So get the don perignon outta the fridge
I wanna do the first thing that comes to mind
Cos on a scale of one to ten
No question your a dime
I’m attracted to ya cos you give me love
And sweetheart, color me badd
Is gonna sex you up

Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely lady
I wanna make you feel all right, yeah
I can’t deny, baby
I wanna love you down
You are so fine, baby
All I wanna do is

Chorus

(I wanna sex you up)
I want to sex you up
All night (girl you make me feel good)
I want to (let me rub you down) sex you up.

Say do you feel lonely girl
Let me turn down the lights
So I can hold you in the darkness
Ooh baby, let’s make love tonight
Yeah, dig, you feel so right baby
When I love you down
Please be my wife, sugar
Cause all I wanna do is

Chorus

Girl you just make me feel so good
I just wanna... I just wanna
Just lay back, and enjoy the ride
All I wanna do is

Chorus

Make sweet lovin’ all night long
Feels so right it can’t be wrong
Don’t be shy girl come to me
Open up your heart and I’ll set you free
I want to touch you all the right places, baby
I want to make love you
All night...
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:45 AM
Response to Reply #55
57. Oh, so horny.
Oh oh, so horny.
Oh, me so horny,
Me love you long time.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:49 AM
Response to Reply #57
59. Let me see you touch the ground
I don't know her reputation
But all the niggas in the hood say it's all good
But the bitch ain't shit, so you need to make a switch
Smackin' on ya lips with your hands on your hips
Triflin' slimy, don't try me
Playin' on the phone? You supposed to be grown
Bitch, stop lyin', I ain't with it
Keep runnin' ya mouth and I'ma stick my dick in it
Hoochie hoodrat needs home training
Ghetto-ass always complaining
Tryin to clown in front of my friends
By the way, bitch, can I get those ends?
Fuck theatrics, you ain't no actress
Lay on the mattress and let a nigga splak it
The bitch is full of DRAMA!!
Hoochie hoodrat is a hoe like her momma!

She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama!
(Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!)
Yeah, she ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama!
(Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!)

Hoe I love your big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin' like you're so damn cute
Let a real nigga just knock them boots
I don't need no confrontation
All I want is an ejaculation
'Cause I like them ghetto hoochies
Ones who like to pop that coochie
Miami style!
Makin niggas smile, bitch get wild
'Cause freaky shit is what I like
and I love to see two bitches dyke
My favorite time is 69
Bitch you know it's hoochie time
Fuck what you heard and save the drama
All I want is my hoochie mama!

You ain't nothin' but a hoochie ma-ma!
(Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama!)

Mama just don't understand
Why I love your hoochie ass
Sex is what I need you for
I got a good girl, but I need a whore
I like my bitch promiscous
Hot in the ass and ready to fuck
Foreplay your way, our way, my way
Trick or freak, and I hit it on Friday

Girl, you know you look so cute
Ridin' 'round town in ya Dazzey Dukes
Come on over for a visit
Let a nigga ride in ya Civic
Cos I like them ghetto hoochies
One who got them big ol' booties
Save the drama for your mama
All I want is my hoochie mama

You ain't nothin' but a hoochie ma-ma!
(Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!)

BREAKDOWN!!!

You ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama!
(Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!)
Yeah, she ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama!
(Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:51 AM
Response to Reply #59
61. WTF are you doing?
Can't you see I'm hitting on redqueen here? :eyes:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:57 AM
Response to Reply #61
65. I'm in love with you
and your "big brown eye"
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:58 AM
Response to Reply #65
66. Big?
Dude, you're messed up.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:00 AM
Response to Reply #66
72. You know what I'm talkin bout!
;)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:00 AM
Response to Reply #59
73. Oh my GOD!
Are we supposed to know that song?

EW!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:10 AM
Response to Reply #73
91. 2Live Crew works every time!
:evilgrin:
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:47 AM
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58. The Theme for the Bridge on the River Kwai
sure is a great theme! especially the whistling!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:50 AM
Response to Reply #58
60. Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard, we're expecting you!
The love boat! Soon we'll be making another run.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:52 AM
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62. Who's makin' love...to your ol' lady....while you're out makin' love...
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:53 AM
Response to Reply #62
63. Meeeeeeeeee aaaaaand...
Missus-
Mrs. Jooones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones
We got a thing goin' on.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:59 AM
Response to Reply #63
70. I like that song.
:D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:01 AM
Response to Reply #70
74. So do I.
But I also like "Who's Makin' Love" and "Pull up to the Bumper." ;)
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:00 AM
Response to Reply #63
71. weeee'll go dancin' in the dark...waaaaalkin' thru the park.....
....and REMINISCING'! :D
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:57 AM
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64. Love means...never having to say you're Andy Williams
Where do I begin to tell the story
Of how great a love can be
The sweet love story that is older than the sea
The simple truth about the love she brings to me

Where do I start
With her first hello
She gave new meaning to this empty world of mine
They'll never be another love another time
She came into my life and made the living fine

She fills my heart
She fills my heart with very special things
Angel songs and wild imaginings
She fill my soul with so much love
That any where I go I'm never lonely
With her around who could be lonely
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:58 AM
Response to Reply #64
68. Dear Christ.
You win.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 12:00 PM
Response to Reply #68
118. I'll shut up now.
That was beyond the pale. There are some things that violate the Geneva Convention
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:58 AM
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67. Tell me how am I supposed to live without you
Now that I've been lovin' you so long
How am I supposed to live without you
How am I supposed to carry on
When all that I've been livin' for is gone
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:59 AM
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69. Pull up to the bumper, baby!
:D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:05 AM
Response to Reply #69
78. I don't know that one.
:shrug:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:06 AM
Response to Reply #78
81. It's a Grace Jones song about anal sex.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #81
85. hahahahahahahaha
Now I *must* hear it!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:01 AM
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75. Venereal disease earworms?
I want no part of that
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:03 AM
Response to Reply #75
76. Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:04 AM
Response to Reply #76
77. Pederasty. Why do these things sound so nasty?
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 11:05 AM by JVS
Sing it Whoisalhedges!

On edit: and why did they put pederasty in the song?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:05 AM
Response to Reply #77
79. Masturbation can be fun.
Hell, I don't know. Those fuckin' hippies were all a bunch of pervs.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:06 AM
Response to Reply #79
82. Join the Kama Sutra/ Holy orgy, everywaaAAAAN!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:08 AM
Response to Reply #79
87. Mmmmmm Bop.....doodoodoodoodoo wop....
:evilgrin:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:06 AM
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80. Love me, love me
SAY that you love me
Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me

I can't care about anything but yooooooooooou
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #80
83. I LOVE that song!
:loveya:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #83
86. It makes me want to break stuff.
:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #86
90. Brenda got a big ol' butt.
I know, I told you I'd be true
But Brenda got a big ol' butt,
So I'm leaving you.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #80
84. ROCK!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:08 AM
Response to Reply #84
88. ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!
Rock-n-roll high school...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:08 AM
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89. Lying beside you, here in the dark,
Feeling your heart beat with mine
Softly you whisper, you're so sincere,
How could our love be so blind
We sailed on together, we drifted apart,
And here you are by my side

Chorus:
So now I come to you with open arms,
Nothing to hide, believe what I say
So here I am with open arms,
Hoping you'll see what your love means to me
Open arms

Living without you, living alone,
This empty house seems so cold
Wanting to hold you, wanting you near,
How much I wanted you home

But now that you've come back,
Turned night into day,
I need you to stay


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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:11 AM
Response to Reply #89
92. Fuck.
Fuck.

:cry:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:11 AM
Response to Reply #92
93. Woohoo!
*does happy dance*
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:12 AM
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94. O du shoe-oe-oe-ner We-e-esterwald! Ueber deine Hoehen pfeift der Wind ...
so kalt, jedoch der kleinste Sonneschein dringt tief ins Herz hinein!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:15 AM
Response to Reply #94
97. Meine Ruh ist hin,
Mein Herz ist schwer;
Ich finde sie nimmer
und nimmermehr.

Wo ich ihn nicht hab,
Ist mir das Grab,
Die ganze Welt
Ist mir vergällt.

Mein armer Kopf
Ist mir verrückt,
Mein armer Sinn
Ist mir zerstückt.

Meine Ruh ist hin,
Mein Herz ist schwer,
Ich finde sie nimmer
und nimmermehr.

Nach ihm nur schau ich
Zum Fenster hinaus,
Nach ihm nur geh ich
Aus dem Haus.

Sein hoher Gang,
Sein edle Gestalt,
Seines Mundes Lächeln,
Seiner Augen Gewalt,

Und seiner Rede
Zauberfluß,
Sein Händedruck,
Und ach! sein Kuß!

Meine Ruh ist hin,
Mein Herz ist schwer,
Ich finde sie nimmer
und nimmermehr.

Mein Busen drängt
Sich nach ihm hin,
Ach dürft ich fassen
Und halten ihn,

Und küssen ihn,
So wie ich wollt,
An seinen Küssen
Vergehen sollt!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:17 AM
Response to Reply #97
98. Schwer mit den Schätzen des Orients beladen
Ziehet ein Schifflein am Horizont dahin.
Sitzen zwei Mädel am Ufer des Meeres,
Flüstert die eine der andern leis ins Ohr:
"Frag doch das Meer,
Ob es Liebe kann scheiden,
Frag doch das Meer,
Ob es Treue brechen kann."

Schiffe sie fuhren und Schiffe sie kamen;
Einst kam die Nachricht aus fernem, fremden Land.
Aber es waren nur wenige Zeilen:
Daß eine andre er auserkoren hat.
"Frag doch das Meer,
Ob es Liebe kann scheiden,
Frag doch das Meer,
Ob es Treue brechen kann."
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:19 AM
Response to Reply #98
99. Cherish the love we have
We should cherish the life we live
Cherish the love
Cherish the life
Cherish the love
Cherish the love we have
For as long as we both shall live
Cherish the love
Cherish the life
Cherish the love
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:23 AM
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104. barf! that song sucks, but maybe this one sucks worse
See the tree, how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig
Then the first snow came
And she ran out to brush the snow away
So it wouldn't die
Came runnin' in all excited
Slipped and almost hurt herself
And I laughed till I cried
She was always young at heart
Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so
And I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago
And it would sure embarrass her
When I came in from workin' late
'Cause I would know
That she'd been sittin' there and cryin'
Over some sad and silly late, late show

And honey, I miss you
And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could

She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad
But what the heck
Though I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw through me
And hugged my neck
I came home unexpectedly
And caught her cryin' needlessly
In the middle of the day
And it was in the early Spring
When flowers bloom and robins sing
She went away

And honey, I miss you
And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could

One day while I was not at home
While she was there and all alone
The angels came
Now all I have is memories of Honey
And I wake up nights and call her name
Now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up
And a small cloud passes overhead
And cries down on the flower bed
That Honey loved

And see the tree how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
And I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #98
101. I don't know what the hell you two are on about
but it's makin me horny!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:28 AM
Response to Reply #101
109. Here's a classic just for you, "I lost my heart in Heidelberg"
Es war an einem Abend

als ich kaum zwanzig Jahr'

da küßt' ich rote Lippen
und gold'nes
blondes Haar.
Die Nacht war blau und selig

der Neckar silberklar

da wußte ich
da wußte ich

woran
woran ich war !

Ich hab' mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren

in einer lauen Sommernacht.
Ich war verliebt bis über beide Ohren
und wie ein Röslein hat ihr Mund gelacht !
Und als wir Abschied nahmen vor den Toren

beim letzten Kuß
da hab' ich's klar erkannt

daß ich mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren

mein Herz
es schlägt am Neckarstrand !

Und wieder blüht wie damals
am Neckarstrand der Wein

die Jahre sind vergangen

und ich bin ganz allein.
Und fragt ihr den Gesellen

warum er keine nahm

dann sag' ich euch

dann sag' ich euch

ihr Freunde
wie es kam:

Ich hab' mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren

in einer lauen Sommernacht.
Ich war verliebt bis über beide Ohren
und wie ein Röslein hat ihr Mund gelacht !
Und als wir Abschied nahmen vor den Toren

beim letzten Kuß
da hab' ich's klar erkannt

daß ich mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren

mein Herz
es schlägt am Neckarstrand !

Was ist aus dir geworden

seitdem ich dich verließ ?
Altheidelberg
du feine

du deutsches Paradies !
Ich bin von dir gezogen

ließ Leichtsinn
Wein und Glück
und sehne mich

und sehne mich
mein Leben lang zurück.

Ich hab' mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren

in einer lauen Sommernacht.
Ich war verliebt bis über beide Ohren
und wie ein Röslein hat ihr Mund gelacht !
Und als wir Abschied nahmen vor den Toren

beim letzten Kuß
da hab' ich's klar erkannt

daß ich mein Herz in Heidelberg verloren

mein Herz
es schlägt am Neckarstrand !
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:13 AM
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95. Every rose has it's thorn....just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song..
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:19 AM
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100. Na....na...nana...na..na..na....angel is a centerfold.....
...O oh oh! :D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:25 AM
Response to Reply #100
105. I bet we've been together for a million years
And I bet we'll be together for a million more
Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed
And I can't remember what I ever did before
What would we do, baby, without us?
What would we do, baby, without us?
And there ain't no nothin' we can't love each other though
(ooooooh)
What would we do, baby, without us?
Sha la la la
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #105
110. I would do anything for love........
...but I won't do that.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:22 AM
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102. Because. I'm. TRULYYYYYYYYY
Truly in love with you girl
I'm truly head over heels with your love
I need you, and with your love I'm free
And truly,you know you're alright with me

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:26 AM
Response to Reply #102
106. I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you do
As long as you love me
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:31 AM
Response to Reply #106
111. Wherever you go, whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:22 AM
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103. You've lost that lovin feeling
whaoooo that lovin feeling!
You've lost that lovin feeling,
Now it's gone, gone, gone whaoooo
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:27 AM
Response to Reply #103
107. This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore
And this diamond ring doesn't mean what it did before
So if you've got someone whose heart is true
Let it shine for you
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:27 AM
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108. My love... there's only you in my life... the only thing that's right
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:33 AM
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112. ..and YOU....liiiight up MY liiiiife...YOU give Me..HOPE....
...to carry OOOOOON...YOU light UP MY daaaays...and fill MYYYYY niiiights....WITH LOOOOOVE! :D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:39 AM
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113. More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cause I'd already know

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:39 AM
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114. I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside, I hope you feel it too.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:40 AM
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115. DAMMIT
I was gonna do that one next!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:41 AM
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116. Damn!
Wish I was your lover!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 11:51 AM
Response to Reply #116
117. Heartbeat
I´m looking for a heartbeat
Heartbeat
I´m looking for a heartbeat
Beating like mine
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 12:04 PM
Response to Reply #117
119. When I say I love you, you say "you better"
You better, you better, you bet!
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