I confess. StoptheMorans and I are having a transcontinental fling and

[yvr girl]

it's hot, hot, hot.

OK, so we've never met, details - whatever.

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie.

[KitchenWitch]

1. dayum

And I thought *I* was having a virtual fling with StopTheMorans!

[StopTheMorans]

6. well, noone ever said anything about exclusivity

*looks around furtively, runs and hides*

[AlCzervik]

29. and i here i thought ***I**** was the only one to see

your nuthut! Well i'm disappointed to say the least-----pout.

[SarahB]

2. That cheating bastard!

STM is mine! Mine, dammit!!! :grr:

[StopTheMorans]

3. hey, hey, ladies, there's more than enough to go around, there's no need

to fight over me :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

10. You told me *I* was the only one for you!

:cry: -- Just for that:

this is you ------> <-------and this is Skittles :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

14. Miss Jazz, you are one funny lady

[StopTheMorans]

20. well, at that particular moment in time, on that particular thread

that was the truth :P

[JimmyJazz]

30. Dayum - at least I'm only a *post* ho!

:P

[StopTheMorans]

34. as opposed to a *pre* ho?

:shrug: :P

[SarahB]

33. But I have the geographical advantage.

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

4. He's mine, mine, mine.

I'll fight ya. I'll fight ya all.

[StopTheMorans]

5. happy VD you crazy canuck; when am i going to get my dive bar daquiri?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

7. Happy V Day to you too. As for the beverage, I guess

when either one of us hops on a plane. Although Will Pitt claims to have a teleporter. Maybe you could borrow it.

[StopTheMorans]

9. paging Will Pitt, paging Will Pitt: URGENT

I thought you were working on the blink thing tho? :shrug:

[yvr girl]

12. I'm trying, sweetie, but I've been unwell

I've hardly eaten anything all weekend. It's just not safe to blink in a weakened state - a partially successful blink is very bad.

We might need to settle for naughty emails. (Unless the teleporter thing works out.)

[StopTheMorans]

16. well, did you get those chocolates I sent you to go along with the naughty

e-mails? you could eat those, unless they "got delivered to the wrong address" :shrug: :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

22. Don't tell me that those bastards who stole my identity, stole my

chocolates too. The nerve.

The naughtly emails haven't arrived yet. I bet all the cyber postmen are reading them along the way. I hate when that happens.

[StopTheMorans]

24. those cyberbastards! where are they, i'll beat their cyberasses

re: the cyberpostpersons: they're a dirty lot, they are, and i wouldn't put it past them. hopefully they'll be arriving soon :silly:

[Beer Snob-50]

8. yvr,

are you saying that that one encounter between us :hot, passionate, x-rated, sticky meant nothing.

[yvr girl]

11. Shhhh, you're not supposed to spill the beans like that

Happy Valentine's Day. :loveya:

[StopTheMorans]

13. oh, i see how it is

:eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

15. at least youre getting somewhere

I am still in the fuckin dugout.

[StopTheMorans]

18. that's alright Kleeb. "in the fucking dugout" is light years ahead of

where i was when i was 17 :D you'll get yours man :D

[JohnKleeb]

21. Ha really now

Sigh, she hadn't a clue how I feel, and there are so many obstacles I face but damnit I like this girl.

[StopTheMorans]

23. just keep trying Kleeb, it's all you can do. and, hey, if that doesn't

work out, there's always yvr girl :silly:

[yvr girl]

What are you implying about me?

I am a nice girl. Besides, I like my men to be adults at the very least.

[JohnKleeb]

27. hah hey I will be an adult in 5 months

:scared: this is even more scary than my ear sore.

[bettyellen]

42. and you will be barely legal........

[StopTheMorans]

35. uh, nothing, i thought that you couldn't see my posts to Kleeb

:crazy: :P

[JohnKleeb]

26. I need to talk to her, havent talked with her in a while

[yvr girl]

17. Oh, c'mon

You've got women stashed all over the place. Fair is fair.

[StopTheMorans]

19. crap, i hate getting called on unfair societal double standards

*reaches for stash of women in yvr girl's absence*

[yvr girl]

31. Now, stop that

I hate sharing.

[StopTheMorans]

36. *puts stash away* how's that blink thing coming; have you worked it

out yet? :shrug:

[yvr girl]

38. If it was working, you'd be here, baby!

Have you asked Will about the teleporter yet?

[StopTheMorans]

40. *whistles, paces nervously* uhhh, yeah, i have, but he hasn't gotten back

to me! :scared:

[yvr girl]

46. Well, since you've put the fear of God into the cyberpostmen,

we'll just need to send steamy messages to each other.

[Beer Snob-50]

32. well, happy v-d to you also!

may all you dreams be wet ones.:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

56. (sniff) And I thought I was your one and only

Even though I cat around like noone's business!

:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

81. well, every time i talk to you, you're the one and only one at that very

moment. that must count for something, right? :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

90. Yes, in a sort of parellel universe kind of way!

ROFL

[StopTheMorans]

98. nice, looks like i got off the hook fairly easily on that one

:thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

100. lol

But that was my *other* personality speaking! You are not off the hook with *this* set of voices in my head!

[StopTheMorans]

102. well, this is my *other* personality speaking, and i selflessy volunteer

to take the heat for this one

[Beer Snob-50]

91. good democrats share their bounty with those less fortunate

you are sharing your greatest gift (me) with the rest of the ladies here.

[LynneSin]

25. Was it his bandana covered mullet, chessy mustache or spelling skills...

..that attracted him to you?

[yvr girl]

28. His copycat skills

They won my heart, what can I say.

Mullet? This could be a problem.

[LynneSin]

37. This guy right!

[StopTheMorans]

39. oh. HELL. NO.

i may be a bit cheesy, and some of my copycats may be "a bit" over the top, but i most certainly DO NOT have a mullet, nor do i sport a cheesy mustache or cardinals gear

[yvr girl]

41. It can't be him

He wouldn't be wearing a Cardinals shirt.

[StopTheMorans]

43. this is all very true

:thumbsup:

[yvr girl]

53. See, I know you so well.

It's like we are cosmically connected.

[StopTheMorans]

86. indeed

:loveya:

[jonnyblitz]

44. ha, he doesn't even come CLOSE to looking like that!

I have had the pleasure of hanging out with stopthemorans in Boston on several occasions and he doesn't even remotely look like that. Not even!

[yvr girl]

48. We need details

Pictures are better.

[JohnKleeb]

49. I hear he's better looking than I am but thats not saying much

:).

[StopTheMorans]

52. horseshit Kleeb

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

55. I meant at this moment

Pre Shaving scar I was hot :D.

[StopTheMorans]

82. but i'll never reach the level of Kleebness that you have attained

the shaving scar comment is hilarious :7

[jonnyblitz]

59. I don't want to embarrass him

lets just say you wouldnt be let down.

[yvr girl]

66. Woo hoo, can I pick my cyberflirts or what.

(Is it getting hot in here?)

[JohnKleeb]

67. One of us here has a fever

:P no, not really.

[jonnyblitz]

68. yup. good choice if you like the coy ones.

:P

[StopTheMorans]

84. .

thanks Jonny :hi: :loveya:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

69. He's a good-looking guy. Here's a pic:

STM is on the far left.

[yvr girl]

74. Very cute

Is that a Boston area DUer gathering? I'm so jealous. Maybe I will go to Boston if you all promise to take me out drinking.

[StopTheMorans]

96. awww, thanks Kathy

:hi: hadn't seen that pic:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

105. I don't think I posted them after the gathering

can't remember back that far! :7

[bettyellen]

45. mullets are back in nyc. more evidence that young people

are really fucking stupid.

[JohnKleeb]

47. I heard that

[bettyellen]

50. happy valentines day, john and at the risk of being mary kaye

le turneauesque. smooches!
have a fun day.

[JohnKleeb]

54. I am sick at the moment but I just found a whole bunch of candy

I am obviously at home sick, I would be in chem if I werent sick. Speaking of Mary Kay Leterneau, her and guy are gettign married.

[bettyellen]

61. gimme some candy! i'm sure there's a chalky heart that says

"PM me"
that would be appropriate.
and legal. LOL.

[JohnKleeb]

64. You like those swoops by hersheys and reeses because thats what I found

[bettyellen]

71. i'm pretty easy right now. rough sunday and morning.

WTF is with what's left of my family?
i'm going for orphan status. :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

73. PM me back and tell me about it

[yvr girl]

79. Poor baby.

Family can be 'fun'

Happy Valentine's Day, baby. :loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

80. and family can also throw oranges at you

You know come to think of it, it was a clementime.

[bettyellen]

88. other peoples' families are fun.....

i'm putting myself up for adoption.

[yvr girl]

63. I'm not sure that eating a bunch of candy is the best thing for a sick

individual to do.

I heard about the marriage. I hope it works. Can you imagine marrying someone 21 years (I think is the age spread) older than yourself?

[JohnKleeb]

65. Its sure better than soup

and its I am gonna be single for another million years day so candy is part of the gig.

[yvr girl]

70. I find that unlikely

If you only eat candy, you won't even live for a million years.

[JohnKleeb]

72. I eat other things too

You know, its not like I am like 4Fed K who only eats junk but no meats and stuff, I love my steak.

[yvr girl]

77. That's a good thing

What is your problem with soup. I love soup.

[JohnKleeb]

78. I like soup too but I like chocolate better

[bettyellen]

94. candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.......

[bettyellen]

75. except for you, blondie!

[JohnKleeb]

76. blondie?

I am anything but blonde.

[bettyellen]

93. i saw the blonde pix.......

i just PM'd you a big rant.

[JohnKleeb]

103. I dont know what youre talking about

Yeah I got your rant just now.

[LynneSin]

51. Business in the front, Party in the rear

:eyes:

[yvr girl]

57. I don't know - it doesn't get the party started for me

That's all I'm saying.

[StopTheMorans]

58. this coming from the internet rear queen herself

:evilgrin:

[bettyellen]

60. ROTFL laughing....... that must be why they do it.

so they come off as well rounded, ready for anything kinda guys.........

[JohnKleeb]

62. FYI I dont know why anyone would get one either,

[terrya]

83. Congratualions to the two of you.

Love is indeed in the air. :-)

T

[StopTheMorans]

85. thanks Terry, i just found out about it this morning apparently

:silly:

[yvr girl]

87. I'm impulsive, what can I say

[bettyellen]

92. that's why i love you!

your joie de vive.....
happy v- day, girlfriend!
:loveya:

[yvr girl]

95. tres french

Right back at ya!

[bettyellen]

99. *smooch*

that was on the cheek, dude.
get yer mind out of the gutter.

[StopTheMorans]

97. well, impulsive is akin to spontaneous, so that sounds just fine to me

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

101. I hope your girlfriend is open-minded

:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

104. she sure is, she sure is

:P

[terrya]

89. Well, as long as you know about it.....

Sometimes, we're the last to know about these things. :-)