Who is the greatest threat to straight folks in the United States

[LynneSin]

Poll question: Who is the greatest threat to straight folks in the United States

I mean, according to the media there is just so much gayness out there that we have to do something to stop it - but who is our greatest threat?

1.)


2.)


3.)


4.)


5.)

[liberal N proud]

1. I don't know, I am worried about those turtles.

[dean_dem]

13. They do seem to be coming at you in a very threatening manner.

But at the same time, I find myself strangley attracted to them.

[Jamastiene]

21. It would be

a rather long courtship if you don't meet them half way. They do move rather slowly.

[LynneSin]

24. I've heard that they'll just shut you out if they are upset

and refuse to come out of their shells

[Jamastiene]

25. Yeah,

they do that from time to time, but lettuce seems to bring them out of their shells. I mean we are talking about a different sort of courtship here, so I guess lettuce could be the equivalent to chocolate or flowers? :shrug: :D

[Rainbowreflect]

2. Well I know looking at bush could make me become a

lesbian. Does that count?

[jonnyblitz]

3. i have no idea what this box turtle thing is about.

and i am gay. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

4. Jonny

Senator John Cornyn of Texas compared the idea of marriage between two members of the same gender akin to letting someone want to marry a box turtle. This is the same douchebag who claims the criticisms of Alberto Gonzales are about bitterness over the elections. Hes a douchebag, but you'd know that when you saw the (R) next to his name on TV :D.

[jonnyblitz]

6. thanks kleeb! i had to ask what 420 was once too..

imagine that. :smoke:

[JohnKleeb]

11. Thats ok

That guy is a fucking douchebag anyhow, ugly fuck.

[DelawareValleyDem]

5. Alan Keyes' daughter

[mark414]

7. those turtles terrify me

just imagine a world where man/turtle love was legal! i would be forced to give up my straightness and america would crumble

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Although the penguins have given him a fairly decent run for it, I've

still got to go with George and his cohorts. :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. ...and there is always our own twisted imaginations.

;)

[cindyw]

10. Other- 20 year old girls. What is it with 20 yar old girls thinking dating

a married man in his 30's is some right of passage to womanhood?

[Feathered Fish]

16. Dear me,

What kind of 20 year girls do you know???

[cindyw]

18. For every cheating husband there is a lovestruck 20 year old.

For every 20 year old with nice jewelry, there is is boyfriend with a ring tan.

[Feathered Fish]

22. Oi!

I'm glad that I have been in a relationship for 6 years spanning my late teens and early 20's. :loveya: to Eric!!

[cindyw]

26. Well happy Valentine's to you! Today is my 6th wedding anniversary!

:loveya:

[Jamastiene]

12. Bush definitely

and to gay people and bisexual people and any other people you can think of at the moment. Did I miss the story about the significance of the box turtles?

[JohnKleeb]

15. read my post

[Jamastiene]

17. Aaah,

thanks. I'm still trying to figure out where he thinks they'll put the wedding ring...

[JohnKleeb]

20. Hes a republican, thinking isn't what they do

[Richardo]

14. Arwalden's gay stars duck

My hetero-ness is threatened every time I see the powerful 1-2 punch of that little duck + Agnes Moorhead as Endora.
:scared:

[mark414]

23. oh shit, pushed me over the edge

i think i'm gay now

[dr.strangelove]

19. You are crazy, that Sponge Bob is weakening my institution of marriage

He must be stopped at all costs.