All right. Who would you like to have a crush on you?

[tigereye]

could be celebrity, but doesn't have to be.

For me, it would be the singer from The Violent Femmes, or Fat Mike from NoFx. (I'm going through a phase.)

Happy Valentine's Day!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I want tigereye to have a crush on me.

:loveya:

[tigereye]

12. aw, I kinda did at first

it's your scathing wit, you know.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Yay!

Then you saw me nude. :(

[tigereye]

18. uh, no

for some reason I almost feel like I did. Why would that be? Must be your vulnerability, al.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Wow. I thought everyone had seen me nude.

Who knew? :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

51. Did somebody say nude?

I wanna see nude pics. I need sleep. I'm not even making sense to myself any more. I usually at least understand how my mind is working. I want the math teacher, but Billie Joe is one of a small list of men, I'd go for. G'Night all.

[tigereye]

72. in your mind al, everyone has seen you nude, dear

;)

[Susang]

148. Actually, there are photos

Just ask BlueJay. }(

[MikeG]

2. I like the Violent Femmes for no reason I can explain.

[Parrcrow]

3. all the women on DU

or any of the women on DU for that matter.

[MissMillie]

95. Oh Parrcrow.....

:loveya:

[jpgray]

4. Every woman in existence

Then it would be a matter of holding auditions, rather than all this looking around and fooling people into thinking I'm something significant.

[tigereye]

74. you would need a very large room

dare I say a windswept plain somewhere, JP.

[terrya]

5. Some of the men at DU.

They know who they are. :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Awww....don't be so coy!

You know I would if I wasn't hitched...and het. ;)

[terrya]

9. You know, it hurts to see you and whoisalhedges flirting.

I understand. Really. But...it's...so...hard to deal with sometimes....

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. We can flirt with you if you'd like, big boy.

:loveya:

[terrya]

22. "Oooooh...a three-way flirt!!"

Yummy!! :-)

:loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. I've always been a pitcher...

...but am willing to play catcher for the good of the team.

[terrya]

35. Huh. I thought you were pretty much a "on the mound" kind of guy.

That's great. All players should be versatile, I think.

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Whatever helps us score the most.

[terrya]

41. Well, of course that's the winning attitude.

To be a successful player, one does need to play all of the positions.

When I'm behind the plate, I like the pitcher to bring it in slow and easy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

I change speeds a lot. Slow & easy, high and hard.

But I really get 'em out with my knuckler.

[Beware the Beast Man]

68. I'm more the spitball type myself.

[terrya]

73. Woo-hoo! The knuckler!!

And that's what makes playing the game so enjoyable.

[tigereye]

76. hey guys!

don't get my thread locked, now.


(sprays water from hoses)

[terrya]

86. But we're talking baseball!! America's Pastime!

How can anyone object to THAT?? :-)

[tigereye]

112. sure you are

[tigereye]

75. snort

Terrry!

[tigereye]

24. I used to have crushes on my gay men friends

I was kind of naive. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. You thought they were "safe."

But now you want to live dangerously. Now you're looking for a bad boy. Come on over, mama, I've got something to show you.

[tigereye]

77. ah, I'm all talk

I've already done the "bad boy" thing. Several times. I like good guys who appear to be bad guys, actually.

"Sometimes good guys don't wear white."

[ET Awful]

6. I don't care, as long as she's liberal, alive, from this planet

and doesn't outweigh me by too much . . . I mean, I'm 185-190, so I think that's reasonable :). I just don't want a woman that can pin me :)

[Lavender Brown]

11. What if she is all those things

but she doesn't like cats? :o

[ET Awful]

49. If she doesn't like cats, she'll have to tell them that.

I don't think they'll take no for an answer though, they're very persuasive :).

[tigereye]

14. are you sure?

:silly:

oops that was in response to the "not wanting a woman who can pin me"
comment.

Actually, she wouldn't have to be big to pin you. ( wrestling, tai chi or sorority joke)

[ET Awful]

54. Well, if it's wrestling, she can only be able to pin me 1/2 the time

I insist on an even match-up :). Somehow I don't picture myself ever being involved with the sorority girl type, so that's not an issue. Tai Chi, Chai Tea, it's all the same to me :evilgrin:

[tigereye]

78. cute

[MissMillie]

96. Oh ET Awful.....

:loveya:

[ET Awful]

100. YAY! Somebody wuvs me!

:loveya: right back and :* :hug:

[hippiechick]

103. I'll volunteer

;)

[ET Awful]

104. Wooohooo!

Yay! And she's a hippiechick even, that means I can regale her with Dead tour stories :)

YAY

:hippie:

[hippiechick]

105. Sweetie, I'll listen to whatever you want to tell me

:loveya: It IS Valentine's Day, after all ... O8)

[ET Awful]

106. Even if all I wanna do is whisper sweet nothings in your ear?

chocolate nothing, cream-filled nothing, honey nothing, sugar coated nothing, etc. :)

but wait, there's more. . .

You even get roses (as cliche as that may be)

[hippiechick]

116. Awwww, honnnnneeeyyyy

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[ET Awful]

117. For the hippie in hippiechick

[hippiechick]

118. Giggle ...

[ET Awful]

119. You can't have Valentines day without teddy bears dang it

[hippiechick]

124. Tsk, you're making me blush over here, ET

:loveya: :loveya: Too bad so many other Du'ers want to be your Valentine, too. Not enough of you to go around. :(

[ET Awful]

125. There's always plenty of me :)

And if I'm not available, my kitties will keep you warm until I get back :evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

7. geez .. i'd like

someone to have a crush on me.

[tigereye]

27. maybe they do

n/t

[Jamastiene]

29. me too. (eom)

[Jamastiene]

10. Either

Billie Joe from Green Day. Or my math teacher from last year, if for no other reason to help my hideous self esteem issues. Of course, they both could, then I could tell the math teacher she had her chance and hang out with a cool guy from a great punk band. :)

[tigereye]

21. Billie Joe, that's good

I think I like the drummer better, myself. SOrry, this is your crush, not mine. ;)

[Jamastiene]

44. That's cool

You can have the drummer. I'll take Billie Joe. Who wants Mike Dirnt, the bassist?

[peacebird]

13. i would settle for someone just giving me a wolf-whistle once more

but if I could have someone have a crush on me - the gorgeous Spanish cyclist Chechu Rubiera would be pretty high on the list (and since this is fantasy anyhow - he would also be single!)

[Bunny]

16. Well, I'd settle for most anybody right now.

I'm tired of always being the crusher, and not the crushee! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I had a crush on you...

...until you dissed my Santorum sig. x(

[Bunny]

25. THAT's what put the fire out????

Good God hedges! If only I'd known!! Is there any chance it could be rekindled, and if so, does that mean I'd have to actually like Santorum, or merely tolerate the sig?

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. .

[Bunny]

36. *gulp* Taking a deep breath here...

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!! MY EYES!!!!!

I appreciate the second chance, but I just can't do it hedges!! I'm sorry, but I just can't...

Please try to go on without me. :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. It's your loss.

At least, that's what my mom said. :cry:

[Bunny]

40. Always trust your mama, hon. Always trust your mama.

Sigh.







;)

[tigereye]

50. ironically

I continued to be fond of al despite his picture of Rick. Figure that one out.

[WhirlyGirl]

26. Well, CERTAINLY not...

... Keith Olbermann.

If there's ONE person I don't need jonesing on me, it's Keith Olbermann.

No flowers, no candy, no doing those cute things with his mouth like he always does during the Friday news quiz.

Did I mention that Keith Olbermann is someone who should NOT be having a crush on me?

Okay. Glad that's all cleared up.
--------

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO Y'ALL!!
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[tigereye]

31. that could be another great thread idea!

whom do you NOT want to have a crush on you!

[JohnKleeb]

28. The person I have a crush on

:) duh.

[tigereye]

53. wise guy

:)

[JohnKleeb]

60. well can you blame me?

Its not like I can actually get in touch with my celeb crush, though I hardly see my real crush either, sigh if only she knew.

[tigereye]

63. your time will come, John

[JohnKleeb]

64. Way I look at it is like this

Even if we never go out and I remind friends with this girl, I'll be happy.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. Newt Gingrich

[Jamastiene]

34. Huh?

Why him? Just curious.

[JohnKleeb]

39. Everyone wants a Slobodan Milosevic lookalike teddy bear

:D

[Jamastiene]

42. LOL

Okay. I'm still wondering why, but laughing. That was a good one.

[JohnKleeb]

43. Because I have a good sense of humor?

Really look at Newt and Slobodan, twins, now if you'll excuse me I am gonna go throw up because those two guys are bastards.

[Jamastiene]

45. Maybe

ya shouldn't have looked at them so closely. :P

[JohnKleeb]

47. Maybe you're right but when your mother was a government employee

When they tried to shut it down 10 years ago, youre gonna look at that bastard. Ha, I remember this one time, ma brought home this spoof someone wrote called "The Gingrich"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. Have you seen him?

Roar

[JohnKleeb]

52. You know he may run for president

:) I know how you feel about Serbian Dicator Genocidal on the trial at the Hague look alikes.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

59. Yeah a Milosevic/Gingrich sandwich would be HOT!!!!

Hot I tells ya!

[JohnKleeb]

62. So you got a thing for assholes eh

What do you think of Idi Amin, he knows how to eat a man.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

65. how delicious

me likes

[JohnKleeb]

67. Just be careful

:hug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

70. If I was careful it wouldn't be dangerous - and fun

[JohnKleeb]

71. I know

I bet you wish you were alive in the 30's so you could have Joey Stalin.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

79. Dreamboat!!!

[JohnKleeb]

81. Lets talk classic dicator hunks

What do you think of Vlad the Impaler?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

83. Cute. I'm more of a Kublai Khan guy myself

I mean DAYUM!

[JohnKleeb]

85. I had a thing for Erzabet Bathory but then they told me

she was a lesbian :cry: so I disguised myself as a woman :D. I think that Catherine the Great is down right hot btw :D.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

89. Too feminine for me - I'd take Pol Pot for a trip he'd never forget!

[JohnKleeb]

92. oh I am sure you'd Khmer his Rouge

:D. What do you think of Augusto Pinochet, hes kinda cute.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

93. He's too wishy washy

I'm down with Franco though

[JohnKleeb]

what about Mussolini?

Surely you have something for a guy who is hanged by his feet.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

101. Yes - he is very well hung

Still I find Mao to be hunger

[JohnKleeb]

111. What about Kim Jung II

Cant go bad about a guy named Kim.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

121. He's not ill in that good Beastie Boys way

I'd prefer Nixon

[tigereye]

57. hijacker!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

66. Didn't know Newt was a hijacker

:shrug:

[tigereye]

55. double wise guy

don't do it Chavez, he'll leave you for her/him right by your hospital bed.

[JohnKleeb]

56. I had forgotten about that

[sundog]

48. anyone

preferably of the male persuasion... with some character & integrity :)

s'ok to dream, eh? :P

[tigereye]

61. I was thinking more hot guys in their 20s

to whom I can impart my "wisdom"

your request is much more noble.

[XNASA]

58. A very rich, very old and very lonely person.

Who lives in California.

[SarahB]

69. I've gotten a lot of crushes.

I'd prefer to have someone madly and completely in love with me.
That being said, I still wouldn't kick Colin Firth or Tim Robbins out of bed.

[tigereye]

80. Colin Firth

that sounds very very good.

crushes are kind of odd, aren't they?

[WhirlyGirl]

120. Ooooooooooh, Sara and Tiger, you chose a good one!

"Mr. Darcy" is to die for.

A floatie for Colin: :loveya:

[Bok_Tukalo]

82. barackmyworld

Hot beyond all degrees of hotness known to man.

[tigereye]

87. yes I have heard that from someone else

and she looks like a fun person, too.

[dolo amber]

84. Dookus

:o

[tigereye]

88. interesting

very interesting.

[Dookus]

94. awww....

You know I'd love you if it weren't for all your girly-bits!

[dolo amber]

122. But...but...I have a brain penis!

Does that count for nothing?? :D

[redqueen]

90. Anyone...

:cry:

Not anyone, really... but it would be nice if some kind, liberal soul would say something romantic to me today.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

I didn't think today would be as hard as it's starting to seem.

:wtf:

[Magrittes Pipe]

91. (imagine Italian accent)

All my life, I dream of a woman like you. And now, I will take you!

[redqueen]

97. heh - perfect!

:loveya:

[tigereye]

110. as I think you are sweet RQ

don't think that's what you had in mind, though. I'm married and straight, but I am a liberal. :)

[redqueen]

113. heh... thanks just the same, tigereye!

:hug:

And I don't have to tell you (but I will anyway) that I think you're a very kind and sweet and considerate person... I'm glad you're here!

:loveya:

[tigereye]

126. well thanks and the same to you!

Hope you get some nice chocolate or what have you today. I bought myself some expensive chocolate, my husband always forgets about these things. :)

[leftofthedial]

98. pretty much anyone

[MissMillie]

99. Dookus

because he has the cutest doggie and the prettiest kitty.

[ET Awful]

102. Excuse me?

Quinn resents that prettiest kitty remark!



(I can't argue with the cutest doggie though, Tucker rules!!!!)

[MissMillie]

107. I think of Quinn as "Regal"

not pretty.

[ET Awful]

109. Okay. I'll accept that.

But Althea might be a tad upset



She thinks she's the prettiest. I keep telling her not to be so conceited, but all she does is purr at me.

[MissMillie]

115. I hear ya

I have 3 cats of my own that are pretty upset about it... especially Millie

[ThorsHammer]

108. Adriana Lima, Natalie Portman

[JohnKleeb]

114. Agree about Portman, like wow

[ThorsHammer]

132. Yep; they're both about 35,000 levels above my league, but I can wish.....

Heck, the Red Sox won the WS, Heidi Klum is marrying Seal.....a little Chris Rock quote here- "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin.' Need I say more?"

[illbill]

123. Brooke Burke or Betty Nguyen from CNN.

:)

[HEyHEY]

127. Someone with money and a short attention span

[tigereye]

131. I can always count on a great one liner from you Hey Hey

my husband used to say he wanted a woman with lots of money to finance his mostly useless projects. Unfortunately I am not wealthy!

or someone who has left behind certain "garments"

[Gogi]

128. What, no one chose Keith Olbermann?

Where's the KOEB? They are falling down on the job!

[crispini]

129. LOL. I just now clicked on this thread.

And since he's not yet spoken for, I will! :loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Gogi]

130. Oh no you don't, crispi!

He is mine!

[crispini]

136. Oh --- Hi, Stephanie Miller. (lol)

:hi: :evilgrin:

[Gogi]

143. I wish!

Stephanie probably has'nt gone 31 years completely dateless!

[Left Is Write]

133. Adrian Paul.

Or Dylan McDermott or Charles Shaughnessy.

[tigereye]

137. don't know any of them

should have asked for pix, eh?

[Left Is Write]

142. I can do that.

Adrian Paul:





Charles Shaughnessy:





Dylan McDermott:

[tigereye]

144. wow

I esp. like Dylan. What is it about brooding dark haired guys?

[Left Is Write]

149. I'm not sure.

I did notice when I posted all three pictures together that I seem to go for a certain "type."

BTW - Dylan McDermott played Bobby Donnell on "The Practice."

[trof]

134. Either Bill Gates or George Soros.

Warren Buffet would be OK.
;-)

[tigereye]

138. you like those really really rich guys

[livinginphotographs]

135. Gillian Anderson.

If I had to have a stalker, it would be her. <-----dork

[crispini]

139. Ok, now if I went for women, she'd be it.

Dayum, but she is smokin!

[tigereye]

140. I'm straight

and I think she is quite attractive

[livinginphotographs]

141. So am I...

and so do I. :evilgrin:

(assuming here that you're a woman, w/o clicking on your profile)

[Hell in a Handbasket]

145. hmm....Natalie Portman.

a good dem, too.

[NashVegas]

146. Ain't Naming Names

But:

He's smart, funny, considerate, sexy, optimistic, empathetic, a bit of a show-off, a bit of a drama queen, and when he's near I smell man-flesh.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

147. anyone!

:(