A gay marriage amendment is discrimination against straights.

[GOPBasher]

I find it unfair that my gay and lesbian friends don't have to go through marriage. If I have to go into this horrible institution just because I was stupid enough to once fall in love with someone, why shouldn't they? That's not fair. I mean, homosexuals are often stupid enough to fall in love with someone as well, but they are legally saved from this binding death sentence of marriage.

Why can't they promote a constitutional ban on marriage -- not just gay, but straight as well. Then we could all be saved from this wretched cultural institution.

Why, yes, I didn't get in a fight with my wife recently. How can you tell?