Have You Ever Broke Wind In Mixed Company?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Poll question: Have You Ever Broke Wind In Mixed Company?

I once knew this young woman.. She said if you can't fart in front of your friends shit on them...

Before anybody starts she was not, I repeat not talking literally,,,

[hfojvt]

1. the book on dating says:

you will not hear any sounds like belching or flatullating until you have dated a guy for six months at which point he will say, when you complain, "you know it's not possible to control these noises." Then again, hearing it is not as bad as smelling it, is it?

[EstimatedProphet]

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