Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Stop the Morans cheated on me. Who wants to be my revenge fling?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:11 PM
Original message
Stop the Morans cheated on me. Who wants to be my revenge fling?
Revenge can be sweet.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:12 PM
Response to Original message
1. ummmmmmmm....
anger revenge sex...hummmmmm....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:17 PM
Response to Reply #1
6. It might even include bubbles
Think 'Bull Durham'
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:14 PM
Response to Original message
2. I do
:bounce:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
theorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:14 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. Damn! Too late.
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:15 PM
Response to Original message
4. I 'd love to be
but I am not qualified. In order to be revenge, the next guy needs to be a "step up" and I am afraid that even if "the elephant man" dumped you, I would be considered a "step down".
Not only that, I have self-esteem issues.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. There was no dumping
I've never actually met STM, we just flirt online.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:40 PM
Response to Reply #5
10. okay, then I am losing interest
you are picking at my analogy rather than laughing at my jokes. This is how you flirt? I am outta here!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Joe Power Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:19 PM
Response to Original message
7. Well, we'll have to be quick...
...my GF just left, but she won't be gone long.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:24 PM
Response to Original message
8. Can my wife watch?
or maybe join in the fun?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:33 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. I am totally opposed to being the 'Other woman'
Not going to happen.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:13 PM
Response to Reply #9
27. We could always put you in the middle....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:41 PM
Response to Original message
11. Want me to go kick his ass?
:shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:43 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. Oh, he'd probably enjoy that
He's kind of twisted.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:47 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. Hmmm good point.... I shall call him names instead.
;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:52 PM
Response to Reply #13
15. you think thats gonna do anything?
what you outta do is throw a chimp at him.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:51 PM
Response to Original message
14. rasing hand
for you my sweet



and



ooh, look! I have at least three hands. :D That should be pretty useful for caresses and massages and such.

No worries, though; I only applied because you said it was a fling, so we don't have to have expectatios of this continuing into late-spring, early summer.

am I doing good so far?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #14
16. You're doing very well
Do you have a different fling lined up for the summer?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:03 PM
Response to Reply #16
21. no ma'am
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 04:04 PM by Kenneth ken
I always just take these as opportunity presents itself.

Since it's a lovely day, would you like to take a walk with me?

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:25 PM
Response to Reply #21
37. not a walker, eh
that's ok. This might be a record for my shortest fling. I see you're back wooing STM, so I'll bow out.

Have a happy V-Day

:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:55 PM
Response to Original message
17. I will...but only if you respect me in the morning...
I may be cheap, but I'm not easy...:silly:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 03:56 PM
Response to Original message
18. you know that old proverb about revenge......
if you are seeking revenge it's best to dig two graves. Words to live by.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:02 PM
Response to Reply #18
20. I'm not serious - no worries.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:01 PM
Response to Original message
19. so yvr girl,
are you watching 'Lover Come Back' on CBC right now?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:04 PM
Response to Reply #19
23. I didn't know it was on.
Did it just start?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:11 PM
Response to Reply #23
26. yes. and D Day is wearing some hot shit outfits!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:16 PM
Response to Reply #26
31. How many movies did Doris, Rock and Tony do together anyway
Cool sets, excellent clothes.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:32 PM
Response to Reply #31
41. I think rock and Doris only made 3
Send Me No Flowers (1964)
Lover Come Back (1961)
Pillow Talk (1959)

they aren't my fave screen duo but I like the late 50s, early 60s look.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #41
45. time warp. The secretary just got married, so naturally she quit her job
whatever
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:04 PM
Response to Original message
22. bullshit! you evil cyber-hussy, i demand proof for dragging my good name
through the Lounge mud! :grr:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:07 PM
Response to Reply #22
24. I was wondering when you were going to show up
I was just trying to make you jealous, not angry. :cry:

I'm sorry, can't we kiss and make up.

*pout*

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:09 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. sorry, i was at the gym working out for you, i can't spend my WHOLE day
on DU. as for the kissing and making up, how about this instead: :spank:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:13 PM
Response to Reply #25
29. Oh, baby
So, you're already hot and sweaty. Mmmm...OK :spank:

(I've had fun playing today)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #29
33. nah, i showered
but i'm going for a run after work if you want to show up at my apt afterwards to see me hot and sweaty :evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #33
34. Working out plus a run
are you in training for something?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:22 PM
Response to Reply #34
35. things of a tantric nature, that's all i can say
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:24 PM
Response to Reply #35
36. Do you need to get some specific training time in as well?
You can't cross-train all the time.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:25 PM
Response to Reply #36
38. well, my training partner has been persona non grata lately
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:26 PM
Response to Reply #38
39. Lately?
Weren't you together as of last week?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #39
40. i wasn't referring to that training partner; shall i draw you a picture?
:shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:32 PM
Response to Reply #40
42. You can't mean me. I'm almost positive I'd remember if we'd done
anything 'tantric'

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:34 PM
Response to Reply #42
43. that's why i said that my training partner had been "persona non grata"
although i probably shouldn't have added the word "lately" :spank:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:37 PM
Response to Reply #43
44. That leads us back to the need for a teleporter
These cyber flings are full of complications.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #44
46. tell me about it. i'm leaving work now to head home, should be done
with my run in about an hour. am i making dinner or are you? :shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #46
47. It's more fun to cook together
don't ya think?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:43 PM
Response to Reply #47
48. depends on what you're cookin
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:13 PM
Response to Reply #24
28. this sounds like the guy who was caught in bed
and his defense was "you are always jumping to conclusions".
Why do you think it took him so long to show up?
'Cause he was off flirting with someone else. That's why.
And now you want him back?
Sheesh, I thought I had self-esteem issues. :evilfrown:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:15 PM
Response to Reply #28
30. I thought you had lost interest
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:48 PM
Response to Reply #30
50. well, I wanted to. I told myself I should. I told you I would
but dammit, there is something about you!
:yourock:
besides I am trying to get out of the 700 club, and beggars cannot be choosers.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:54 PM
Response to Reply #50
54. *blushes* My Windsong stays on your mind, does it?
I can't believe you're just using me to bolster your post count. *pout*
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #54
56. Windsong, that is too much! And yr Canadian too!
After all, I could have used anybody to bolster my post count.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:17 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. you stay out of this homewrecker!
:grr:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #32
52. "she's not too good to be true
she's just too good to be true to you"
Song by Autograph:
"send her to me, send her to me
I'm the one who loves her
send her to me, send her to me
I'm the one who needs her" :P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:43 PM
Response to Reply #52
59. .
:cry:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:43 PM
Response to Original message
49. Oh, Stop the Morans....
"tsk, tsk"...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:49 PM
Response to Reply #49
51. sorry Terry, i just can't help myself
:cry:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #51
53. It won't affect our friendship, STM.
Just don't do it again!!

T
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #53
57. i'll try my best, but i can't promise anything
*crosses fingers*
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #51
55. Sure, tell me you're going for a run and I catch you flirting with another
woman. You are incorrigible.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #55
58. but that's why you love me!
:spank:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Dec 27th 2024, 09:53 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC