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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:29 PM
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Best places to pick up cougars on Valentines day?
Uh, this is merely an academic interest.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:30 PM
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1. Are you that desperate?
Dating Cougars, I always knew you were crazy :).
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:30 PM
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2. Dating? Dude you don't "Date" cougars.
*Perverted smile*
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:32 PM
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3. Ok Court
You dont COURT Cougars. Whats her name? Shiba? Oh wait thats the Finanical Panther.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:33 PM
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4. It's more of a
drunken sex romp in the back of a chevy than any kind of ritualistic dating routine.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:35 PM
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5. Aww ok
You really should use protection, I don't want you to have to pay child support for your crazy Canadian/Cougar babies.
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:59 PM
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8. Hey John
Check out my post below.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:02 PM
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10. Way to make me feel like a dumbass/weirdo
:).
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:05 PM
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12. No way, man
you're PRIME Cougar prey. Work it.

A loving older woman is a lifetime memory. Do a surevy, how many male DUers have a fond memory of an older woman? I'll bet 60+%, me included.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:06 PM
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13. I already do like slightly older girls
who are older than me by 1-3 years.
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:07 PM
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14. See, it's starting already, nt
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:08 PM
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15. starting? no its been like that
I am traditionally younger than most people in my class anyhow, so its only natural.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:53 PM
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16. Darn tootin'
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:02 PM
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9. wont' that leave marks?
:loveya:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:24 PM
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17. quit talking about backseats of cars, H
Edited on Mon Feb-14-05 06:25 PM by tigereye
I have to fan myself over here!

( too many hormones)
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:57 PM
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6. I understood thast "Cougar" was a Canadian term,
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:58 PM
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7. If the CPP checks are being delivered
you could try the post office.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:04 PM
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11. On the internet.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:25 PM
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18. The Mercury dealership.
:silly:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:31 PM
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19. BWAHHHAHHHAHHHHHHAAAA
That was good. :thumbsup:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:33 PM
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20. *rimshot*
Nice!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:37 PM
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21. Badda boom
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