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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:50 PM
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Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix

This article describes an unusual rectal foreign body resulting from homosexual anal erotic activities. The patient had used an enema containing a concrete mix which became impacted and required surgical removal. The use, abuse, and complications of enemas are reviewed.

During the last 20 years, sexual habits have changed in western society. Both homosexuals and heterosexuals have shown an increasing interest in anal erotic practices, including the use of enemas for sexual enjoyment. We report a case of a klismaphiliac who had an impacted foreign body in his rectum followin an enema with a concrete mix.

CASE REPORT
A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care."

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Or this...

"An unusual delivery

In an attempt to ease his constipation, a 64-year-old man had inserted a microwave egg boiler (MEB) into his rectum. This is an egg-shaped device -- 11 cm in diameter at its widest point -- with a rim at the base, and in two halves that can be joined firmly together. Unfortunately, the MEB rather exacerbated his constipation and he presented to us several hours later."

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And ceratinly none of this...

"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)

Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.

The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.

Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:



Object Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar 32
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6
Food
Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2
Wooden
Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3

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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:56 PM
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1. Hey, what's up YOUR ass??
Like the commercial.

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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:48 PM
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2. "Honey, any idea where I left my car keys"?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:52 PM
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3. How the hell do you get a light bulb up the ass without it breaking?
:shrug:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:29 PM
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5. Heavy duty?
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:02 PM
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4. how do the neocons get thier head in thier own butt ?
is it done with mirrors ?
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