DU single women -- you're out alone tonight, and ....

[Lisa]

... a guy who bears a striking resemblance to Bush** attempts to make eye contact with you. What do you do?

a) Even though you know it's not **, you spurn him just because the facial similarity creeps you out.

b) You aren't attracted but kind of feel sorry for the guy because you figure half the population (or more, depending on the country) will be biased against him, so you pretend to be interested.

c) You figure, "Here I am alone on Valentine's Day, so anything's going to be an improvement."


I actually did see a guy who looked like a younger version of Dubya on the weekend, but I was having dinner with a male friend, which deterred any potential flirting. Particularly my friend was filling me in on the gruesome details of his divorce, which I guess is a form of "intimate conversation".