What's are some good ways to retort a patronizing boss?

[DrWeird]

If you just don't care anymore?

[geniph]

1. Do you mean you want him in a beaker?

I think there are laws against cooking up the boss on a Bunsen burner.

[Book Lover]

2. Act as if

you simply cannot believe that you would ever encounter someone, especially as a place of business, with such shockingly bad manners. One good cold, "I beg your pardon?" can undo years of assholehood.

[fit4life]

3. Hmmm...

Ask him who he blew to get his job, because it's obvious he didn't get it on ability.

[DrWeird]

6. Well, that's not going to work.

I already know who he blew.

[fit4life]

8. lol

Well then, tell him if he sucked dick as well as he sucked at his job he'd be higher up on the corporate ladder.

[DrWeird]

9. Eh, I've had better. nt

[Misunderestimator]

4. Gotta have some context to answer this...

cause if you don't care, the field is wide open...

[DrWeird]

5. I wanna brainstorm.

Contexts likely to change.

[HEyHEY]

7. Just be a patronizing to him as he is to you.

[Angry Girl]

11. Yes, this one works well!

He can't say shit but he'll know you're telling him to piss off every time.

[LostInAnomie]

10. Have sex with his wife or SO.

That'll teach him.

[no_hypocrisy]

12. When my boss rhetorically stated to me, "What's the matter. You got your

head up your ass?!" I bided my time and waited. And my time came 10 minutes later.

Boss yelled from his office, "Get in here!" I didn't move. He repeated his command. I stayed at my desk. He actually got out of his chair and said my name again at the door. Nothing from me. He walked over to my desk, and nudged me.

I looked as if it were the first time I heard him. I said, "I'm sorry, were you calling me?" He responded, "What's the matter? Didn't you hear me?"

I smiled sweetly and responded, "I'm sorry. I guess I just didn't hear you BECAUSE MY HEAD WAS SO FAR UP MY ASS!"

Things were different after that day, and in my favor.

[gizmo1979]

13. Act like a repug

he'll really think you're dumb then!