I just heard that Alan Keyes' daughter has come out.

[NightTrain]

I also heard that Keyes and his wife have reacted by tossing her out of the house, and are refusing both to speak to her anymore and to pay for her college tuition.

I feel so badly for Maya Marcel-Keyes! All the years of agonizing and soul-searching that kid must have gone through, only to have to come out to a father who is such a son of a bitch.

I only hope there is a special section of hell for people like Alan Keyes. And I hope it entails spending eternity locked in a tiny room with thousands of gigantic erect penises protruding from the walls and ceiling. Any time Keyes moved, several dozen of those obscenely large hard-ons would lunge at him from all directions. Poetic justice for a vile, disgusting, filthy piece of human excrement.

Alan Keyes, you're a piss-poor excuse for a man! :grr::puke:

[SixShooter]

1. Hey Alan Keyes...

Oh the irony!


The only one laughing harder than me about his little "situation" is probably our esteemed Vice President...

However I do feel very upset for his poor daughter..


GO AWAY KEYES!

[DrWeird]

2. She should run against him.

nt

[Crunchy Frog]

3. I hope she decides to write

a tell all "Daddy Dearest" type book. She could use the money, since her family has cut her off economically, and frankly, her "family values" parents could use the public humiliation.:mad: