things to say to a neigbor whiLe shoveLing

[sniffa]

Global warming my ass. Am I right? Ha ha ha! I wish. Friggin' environmentalists. Let 'em global warm this, am I right?

Shovel fight?

If it gets any colder I'm gonna slice you open like a man sandwich and climb inside your torso. Like in "Empire Strikes Back". No offense.

I bet it's like this every day in Canada, huh? Serves 'em right. Fuckers.

and many more neighbors i swear i know..
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/shovel/shovel.asp

[Redstone]

1. Around here, it's usually

a simple "Welcome to New England."

Redstone

[Goathead]

2. "Cold enough for ya?"

"Say, when you are done there, how about coming over and shoveling my walkway too. Hahahaahaa"

"Don't dig too deep, that's where I buried all the dead hookers, wasn't planning on making my escape until the spring thaw."

[demnan]

3. Hey the red states could use you

and you wouldn't have to shovel! :)

[StopTheMorans]

4. "whats that you say; you're a republican? shovel a lot faster, i hear it's

good for your heart."

[meisje]

5. Btw: I had sex with your wife last night

[datasuspect]

6. "stop fucking shoveling

because you're not doing it good enough and are only creating a nice ice sheet on the sidewalk."

is what i would tell them.

[Az]

7. Could you aim that damn snowblower the other way?!