Anyone else just lick and close ~50 EMPTY envelopes?

[underpants]

I did. I came rushing into my office ready to get these 1099's out the door (Feb.15th is THE deadline not Jan.31st) and sat down and started licking and sealing. I finished and turned them over to make sure all the addresses were visible in the windows and realized I had grabbed the wrong stack of envelopes.

STOOPID!

Okay lets have a cup of coffee and a mint and start over.

BLECH these things taste horrible. I thought I had one of those spongey things but apparently not.

[lonestarnot]

1. did you put yer underpants on backwards too? LOL n/t

[underpants]

5. Lemme check

Nnnnnnnnnope

[TXlib]

2. How about using a wet paper towel?

[underpants]

7. I went to supply and got one of those envelope sponges

I should have thought of that in the first place

[da_chimperor]

3. You need to get the yummy-tasting flavor of envelopes

Or the ones with the adhesive strips instead of the glue. You'll thank yourself, really.

[tjwmason]

4. I once got a paper-cut on my tongue from licking envelopes

Self-seal ones truly were invented by a god I.M.O.

[shesemsmom]

6. Use a wet paper towel

will have the same affect.

[barackmyworld]

8. get envelopes that taste minty

I got some by accident once and they were delicious!

[matcom]

9. well, "envelope-licker" is better than "butt-licker"

looks like your finally moving up in the world :bounce:

[underpants]

10. You got a little something there on your goatee

no over yeah you got it you must practice a lot.

[11 Bravo]

11. I was going to, but for a change of pace,

I decided to lock my keys in my car instead.