In James Gannon's honer, its time for a "What's your hooker name"?

[burythehatchet]

Remember the guidelines:
Either you have a great porn name, or
For your first name: The name of your first pet of the same sex as you
For your second name: The name of the first street your lived on

Mine is Dixon Drake...dig it.

[Lavender Brown]

1. Peaches St. Jude

:smoke:

[burythehatchet]

4. oh that's good...really good...Peaches St. Jude

mmmmmmmm....

[terrya]

2. Mine is Laddie Cantrell.

I guess I'm a Scottish hooker. :-)

[Burma Jones]

3. Skip Bernard.........n/t

[burythehatchet]

7. Skip, lets move on to the next pet you had

:)

[Burma Jones]

12. OK, Tigger Bernard............n/t

[burythehatchet]

16. better...you'll have to market to the Winnie the Pooh fetishists

[Burma Jones]

23. The name sounds more like a Rugby Player to me

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

5. Michael Broadway n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Browneye Phoenix

[jonnyblitz]

8. hot. nt

[burythehatchet]

TIME OUT....the XXX section is that way

Were you in the Keester Bunny?

[Misunderestimator]

9. Spike Edgefield

[jonnyblitz]

10. dusty forest. nt

[rbnyc]

11. Morgana Wilke (nt)

[CottonBear]

13. Midnight Rosalind! eom

edit: That's the first street name I can remember. We moved a lot before I was 5.

[nickinSTL]

14. Tiger Sunny Hill

weird

[burythehatchet]

18. you mean....kinky

[Bronco69]

15. Duke Jackson

Kinda sounds like Dash Riprock from the Beverly Hillbillys don't it?

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

17. Panda Winterlocken

Sounds like a dominatrix

[burythehatchet]

19. But a dominatrix with an "endangered species" twist...sweet

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

20. or...

a BBW dominatrix :)

(I'm a plus size gal, so don't flame)

[datasuspect]

21. Rusty Cullerton

did the pet name thing . . . funny

[Aristus]

22. All my pets have been female, so I'm stuck with:

Sheri Sprucewood! B-)

[miss_kitty]

24. nothing sounds cheaper than

Stella Lynn

[Bronco69]

28. LOL!

That doesn't sound like a porn star, it sounds like a country music singer. hahahahahaha :-)

[miss_kitty]

39. an *aspiring* country music singer

who's hooking in Branson or Nashville, waiting for that big break! :P

[KitchenWitch]

25. Lucy Evans

[thecai]

26. Buttons Monroe

Has a nice ring to it.

[TlalocW]

27. Mine stinks

Tippy Fourth, and I'm a guy.

Screw it. I'm going with my street name of 'White Chocolate.'

TlalocW

[burythehatchet]

33. That's hilarious....go with it dude..

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. Zorro G. Polidoro

G is for General.

[sybylla]

30. Dusty Main

or Tiny Granada (my first pet and first address after I married)

The best would be Peaches River from about 10 years ago.

[KyndCulture]

31. Ginger Myra Lane - Excellent Stripper name! lol nt

[GiovanniC]

32. Boris Hawkins

[NewJeffCT]

34. Max Rose

I've only had one male pet - Max the dog.

And, I used to live on Rose Circle.

[arcane1]

35. Jason Grace

[pansypoo53219]

36. tabby wright

and my brother would be whiskers clarke.

39th is unusable. so i go to the 2 streets at the ends. or should it be tabby clarke?

[livetohike]

37. Smokey Ridge

:-)

[Az]

38. Duffy Port?

Thats a great porn name? Bleah. I prefer my dads name Dick Johnson. Now thats a porn name.

[TahitiNut]

40. Pepper Cruise - now, that's a "Deep Throat" name if I ever heard one.

:eyes:

[maddiejoan]

42. Cool!

I'm Penny Bay!

[burythehatchet]

43. Oh that's good....tag line...this Pepper is nothing to sneeze at.

[Ellen Forradalom]

41. Morgan Delaware

Raven-haired dominatrix?

[DS1]

44. Bootsie Andover

:D

[Anarcho-Socialist]

45. Digger Fincle

Pretty weird

[burythehatchet]

50. any relation to Dirk Diggler?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

56. Could be, they sound similar n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

46. Sweetie Normandy

:hi:

[AllegroRondo]

47. Toby McGuire

wow

[KyndCulture]

57. No shit spidey? lol nt

[KittyWampus]

48. Puff Branch

[Wapsie B]

49. Hal Buchanan. n/t

[crispini]

51. Josie Abrams.

Not bad, but not exactly spicy.

[RedSpartan]

52. Thunder East

Nice.

[WeRQ4U]

54. Hobbson Sixth?

That's really dumb. I'll go with the trusty standby....

Chet Seed

Gross

[jmm]

53. Salisalin Hooker

My brother named a cat Salisalin after an Indian nurse whose name he couldn't pronounce. I don't remember it but my family lived on Hooker St. when I was born.

[Ivan Sputnik]

55. Jet Main

but my DC escort name is Vito Powers.

[CatWoman]

58. Spunky Main!!!!!!

Spunky was our german shepherd (sweetest dog in the world), and we lived on Main street :hi:

[burythehatchet]

59. YEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

:hi:

[Fleshdancer]

60. Laverne BrookValley

it's not a very good name :(

[burythehatchet]

62. I'm sure you have other talents Laverne...take heart

:hug:

[bettyellen]

61. Choo-choo Underhill

[NVMojo]

63. this is great, I've got to think of something good like ...

Jessica Likarabbit or something rude ...

[Hell in a Handbasket]

64. Mine's LongStrong McDick nt

[burythehatchet]

65. McDick, is that near Ball Circle over by Taint Road?

[Hell in a Handbasket]

67. no, it's up the way from Snatch's Bar and Grill. nt

[El Fuego]

66. Macaroni Tropical

[noonwitch]

68. Mimi Fir-make the i in fir a u, and it is an excellent porno name

Mimi was my poodle when I was little.

[auburngrad82]

69. Dick Van Patten

No, really.

[LeftyMom]

70. Winky Marysville nt

[Worst Username Ever]

71. Phil McCrack

[Kire]

72. Pong Quakerchurch

[Arugula Latte]

73. Mutzi Warwick

eom

[SarahB]

74. Hassy 42?

[Parrcrow]

75. Grendal Kingsway

[Mizmoon]

76. Pookie Stanco

:silly:

[Strawman]

77. Mini Driver n/t

[Beaverhausen]

78. Taffy Bridgewater

[LynneSin]

79. Suess Park?

Seriously! I had a bunny rabbit in elementary school and her name was Suess

[Misunderestimator]

80. Everytime I see this thread...I think it says "In James Gannon's boner..."

[burythehatchet]

90. I read your post about 10 minutes ago and can't stop laughing

[progmom]

93. I laughed so hard at this that I almost woke my kid up

...he's napping next to me.

Verrrry funny!

[Bluebear]

81. Hans Martindale.... Ja, baby!

[Misunderestimator]

85. Sexy!!

Much sexier than Plastic Turkeys.

[Bluebear]

89. It has that Ahnold quality

Come heeah, my little Jeff Gannon, I vill crush you.

[leftofthedial]

82. Max Peters

[x-g.o.p.er]

83. Bubby Drew

[deadparrot]

84. Holly Dover.

[name not needed]

86. Bruiser Pennwood

[Dying Eagle]

87. Bear Winnebago

Wow, Weird

[Damien]

88. Rusty Armidillo

its the first street i remember...

[MadHound]

91. Blueboy Maplewood

Oh no, that sounds soooooo bad!

[Hell in a Handbasket]

92. Miss Busty McNipple. nt

[Maine-ah]

94. Tia Buttercup