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Zee Declereshun ooff Independence-a ooff zee Thurteee Culuneees
In CONGRESS, Jooly 4, 1776
Zee ununeemuoos Declereshun ooff zee thurteee uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca,
Vhee in zee Cuoorse-a ooff hoomun ifents, it becumes necessery fur oone-a peuple-a tu deessulfe-a zee puleeticel bunds vheech hefe-a cunnected zeem veet unuzeer, und tu essoome-a emung zee pooers ooff zee iert, zee seperete-a und iqooel steshun tu vheech zee Levs ooff Netoore-a und ooff Netoore's Gud inteetle-a zeem, a decent respect tu zee oopeeniuns ooff munkeend reqooures thet zeey shuoold declere-a zee cooses vheech impel zeem tu zee sepereshun.
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Ve-a huld zeese-a trooths tu be-a selff-ifeedent, thet ell mee ere-a creeted iqooel, thet zeey ere-a indooed by zeeur Creetur veet certeeen uneleeeneble-a Reeghts, thet emung zeese-a ere-a Leeffe-a, Leeberty, und zee poorsooeet ooff Heppeeness. Thet tu secoore-a zeese-a reeghts, Gufernments ere-a insteetooted emung Mee, dereefing zeeur joost pooers frum zee cunsent ooff zee guferned. Thet vhenefer uny Furm ooff Gufernment becumes destroocteefe-a ooff zeese-a inds, it is zee Reeght ooff zee Peuple-a tu elter oor tu ebuleesh it, und tu insteetoote-a noo Gufernment, leyeeng its fuoondeshun oon sooch preenciples und oorguneezing its pooers in sooch furm, es tu zeem shell seem must leekely tu iffffect zeeur Seffety und Heppeeness.
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Proodence-a, indeed, veell deectete-a thet Gufernments lung istebleeshed shuoold nut be-a chunged fur leeght und trunseeent cooses; und eccurdeengly ell ixpereeence-a het shoon, thet munkeend ere-a mure-a deespused tu sooffffer, vheele-a ifeels ere-a sooffffereble-a, thun tu reeght zeemselfes by ebuleeshing zee furms tu vheech zeey ere-a eccoostumed.
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Boot vhee a lung treeen ooff ebooses und usoorpeshuns, poorsooeeng infereeebly zee seme-a oobject ifeences a deseegn tu redooce-a zeem under ebsuloote-a Desputeesm, it is zeeur reeght, it is zeeur dooty, tu throo ooffff sooch Gufernment, und tu prufeede-a noo Gooerds fur zeeur footoore-a secooreety.
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Sooch hes beee zee peteeent soofffferunce-a ooff zeese-a Culuneees; und sooch is noo zee necesseety vheech cunstreeens zeem tu elter zeeur furmer Systems ooff Gufernment. Zee heestury ooff zee present Keeng ooff Greet Breetein is a heestury ooff repeeted injooreees und usoorpeshuns, ell hefeeng in durect oobject zee istebleeshment ooff un ebsuloote-a Tyrunny oofer zeese-a Stetes. Tu prufe-a thees, let Fects be-a soobmeetted tu a cundeed vurld.
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He-a hes reffoosed hees Essent tu Levs, zee must vhulesume-a und necessery fur zee poobleec guud.
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He-a hes furbeeddee hees Gufernurs tu pess Levs ooff immedeeete-a und presseeng impurtunce-a, unless soospended in zeeur oopereshun teell hees Essent shuoold be-a oobteeened, und vhee su soospended, he-a hes utterly neglected tu ettend tu zeem.
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He-a hes reffoosed tu pess oozeer Levs fur zee eccummudeshun ooff lerge-a deestricts ooff peuple-a, unless thuse-a peuple-a vuoold releenqooish zee reeght ooff Representeshun in zee Legeesletoore-a, a reeght inesteemeble-a tu zeem und furmeedeble-a tu tyrunts oonly.
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He-a hes celled tugezeer legeesletife-a budeees et pleces unoosooel, uncumffurteble-a, und deestunt frum zee depuseetury ooff zeeur poobleec Recurds, fur zee sule-a poorpuse-a ooff feteegooing zeem intu cumpleeunce-a veet hees meesoores.
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He-a hes deessulfed Representeteefe-a Huooses repeetedly, fur ooppuseeng veet munly furmness hees infeseeuns oon zee reeghts ooff zee peuple-a.
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He-a hes reffoosed fur a lung teeme-a, effter sooch deessulooshuns, tu coose-a oozeers tu be-a ilected; vhereby zee Legeesletife-a pooers, incepeble-a ooff Unneehileshun, hefe-a retoorned tu zee Peuple-a et lerge-a fur zeeur ixerceese-a; zee Stete-a remeeening in zee meunteeme-a ixpused tu ell zee dungers ooff infeseeun frum veethuoot, und cunfoolseeuns veethin.
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He-a hes indeefuoored tu prefent zee pupooleshun ooff zeese-a Stetes; fur thet poorpuse-a oobstroocteeng zee Levs fur Netooreleezeshun ooff Fureeegners; reffooseeng tu pess oozeers tu incuoorege-a zeeur meegreshuns heezeer, und reeesing zee cundeeshuns ooff noo Epprupreeeshuns ooff Lunds.
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He-a hes oobstroocted zee Edmeenistreshun ooff Joosteece-a, by reffooseeng hees Essent tu Levs fur istebleeshing Joodeeciery pooers.
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He-a hes mede-a Joodges dependent oon hees Veell elune-a, fur zee tenoore-a ooff zeeur ooffffeeces, und zee emuoont und peyment ooff zeeur selereees.
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He-a hes irected a moolteetoode-a ooff Noo Ooffffeeces, und sent heezeer sverms ooff Ooffffeecers tu heress oooor peuple-a, und iet oooot zeeur soobstunce-a.
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He-a hes kept emung us, in teemes ooff peece-a, Stundeeng Ermeees, veethuoot zee cunsent ooff oooor legeesletoores.
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He-a hes effffected tu render zee Meelitery independent ooff und soopereeur tu zee Ceefil pooer.
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He-a hes cumbeened veet oozeers tu soobject us tu a jooreesdicshun fureeegn tu oooor cunsteetooshun und unecknooledged by oooor levs; geefing hees Essent tu zeeur Ects ooff pretended Legeesleshun:
Fur prutecteeng zeem by a muck Treeel frum pooneeshment fur uny Moorders vheech zeey shuoold cummeet oon zee Inhebeetunts ooff zeese-a Stetes:
Fur cootteeng ooffff oooor Trede-a veet ell perts ooff zee vurld:
Fur impuseeng Texes oon us veethuoot oooor Cunsent:
Fur depreefing us in muny ceses ooff zee beneffeets ooff Treeel by Joory:
Fur trunspurteeng us beyund Sees tu be-a treeed fur pretended ooffffences:
Fur ebuleeshing zee free-a System ooff Ingleesh Levs in a neeeghbuooring Prufeence-a, istebleeshing zeereeen un Erbeetrery gufernment, und inlergeeng its Buoondereees su es tu render it et oonce-a un ixemple-a und feet instrooment fur intrudooceeng zee seme-a ebsuloote-a roole-a intu zeese-a Culuneees:
Fur tekeeng evey oooor Cherters, ebuleeshing oooor must felooeble-a Levs und eltereeng foondementelly zee Furms ooff oooor Gufernments:
Fur soospendeeng oooor oovn Legeesletoores, und declereeng zeemselfes infested veet pooer tu legeeslete-a fur us in ell ceses vhetsuefer.
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He-a hes ebdeeceted Gufernment here-a by declereeng us oooot ooff hees Prutecshun und vegeeng Ver egeeenst us.
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He-a hes ploondered oooor sees, refeged oooor Cuests, boornt oooor toons, und destruyed zee leefes ooff oooor peuple-a.
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He-a is et thees teeme-a trunspurteeng lerge-a Ermeees ooff fureeegn Mercenereees tu cumplete-a zee vurks ooff deet, desuleshun und tyrunny, elreedy begoon veet curcoomstunces ooff crooelty und perffeedy scercely perelleled in zee must berberuoos eges, und tutelly unvurthy zee Heed ooff a ceefilized neshun.
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He-a hes cunstreeened oooor felloo Ceetizens tekee Cepteefe-a oon zee heegh Sees tu beer Erms egeeenst zeeur Cuoontry, tu becume-a zee ixecooshuners ooff zeeur freeends und Brethree, oor tu fell zeemselfes by zeeur Hunds.
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He-a hes ixceeted dumesteec insoorrecshuns emungst us, und hes indeefuoored tu breeng oon zee inhebeetunts ooff oooor frunteeers, zee merceeless Indeeun Sefeges, vhuse-a knoon roole-a ooff verffere-a is un undeestingooished destroocshun ooff ell eges, sexes und cundeeshuns.
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In ifery stege-a ooff zeese-a Ooppresseeuns Ve-a hefe-a Peteeshuned fur Redress in zee must hoomble-a terms. Oooor repeeted Peteeshuns hefe-a beee unsvered oonly by repeeted injoory. A Preence-a, vhuse-a cherecter is thoos merked by ifery ect vheech mey deffeene-a a Tyrunt, is unffeet tu be-a zee rooler ooff a free-a peuple-a.
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Nur hefe-a Ve-a beee vunteeng in ettenshuns tu oooor Breetish brethree.
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Ve-a hefe-a verned zeem frum teeme-a tu teeme-a ooff ettempts by zeeur legeesletoore-a tu ixtend un unverrunteble-a jooreesdicshun oofer us.
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Ve-a hefe-a remeended zeem ooff zee curcoomstunces ooff oooor imeegreshun und settlement here-a.
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Ve-a hefe-a eppeeled tu zeeur neteefe-a joosteece-a und megnuneemity, und ve-a hefe-a cunjoored zeem by zee teees ooff oooor cummun keendred tu deesefoo zeese-a usoorpeshuns, vheech vuoold inefeetebly interroopt oooor cunnecshuns und currespundence-a.
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Zeey tuu hefe-a beee deeff tu zee fueece-a ooff joosteece-a und ooff cunsungooeenity.
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Ve-a moost, zeereffure-a, ecqooeeesce-a in zee necesseety, vheech denuoonces oooor Sepereshun, und huld zeem, es ve-a huld zee rest ooff munkeend, Inemeees in Ver, in Peece-a Freeends.
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Ve-a, zeereffure-a, zee Representeteefes ooff zee Uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca, in Generel Cungress, Essembled, eppeeleeng tu zee Soopreme-a Joodge-a ooff zee vurld fur zee recteetoode-a ooff oooor intenshuns, du, in zee Neme-a, und by zee oothureety ooff zee guud Peuple-a ooff zeese-a Culuneees, sulemnly poobleesh und declere-a.
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Thet zeese-a Uneeted Culuneees ere-a, und ooff Reeght ooooght tu be-a Free-a und Independent Stetes; thet zeey ere-a Ebsulfed frum ell Ellegeeunce-a tu zee Breetish Croon,
und thet ell puleeticel cunnecshun betveee zeem und zee Stete-a ooff Greet Breetein is und ooooght tu be-a tutelly deessulfed;
und thet es Free-a und Independent Stetes, zeey hefe-a fooll Pooer tu lefy Ver, cuncloode-a Peece-a, cuntrect Elleeunces, istebleesh Cummerce-a, und tu du ell oozeer Ects und Theengs vheech Independent Stetes mey ooff reeght du.
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Und fur zee sooppurt ooff thees Declereshun, veet a furm releeunce-a oon zee prutecshun ooff Deefine-a Prufeedence-a, ve-a mootooelly pledge-a tu iech oozeer oooor Leefes, oooor Furtoones, und oooor secred Hunur.
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Zee seegners ooff zee Declereshun represented zee noo Stetes es fulloos:
Noo Hempshure-a:
Juseeeh Bertlett, Veelliem Vheepple-a, Metzeev Thurntun
Messechoosetts:
Juhn Huncuck, Semooel Edems, Juhn Edems, Rubert Treet Peeene-a, Ilbreedge-a
Gerry
Rhude-a Islund:
Stephee Hupkeens, Veelliem Illery
Cunnecteecoot:
Ruger Shermun, Semooel Hoonteengtun, Veelliem Veelliems, Ooleefer Vulcutt
Noo Yurk:
Veelliem Fluyd, Pheelip Leefingstun, Fruncees Looees, Looees Murrees
Noo Jersey:
Reecherd Stucktun, Juhn Veezeerspuun, Fruncees Hupkeensun, Juhn Hert,
Ebrehem Clerk
Pennsylfuneea:
Rubert Murrees, Benjemeen Roosh, Benjemeen Frunkleen, Juhn Murtun, Geurge-a
Clymer, Jemes Smeet, Geurge-a Teylur, Jemes Veelsun, Geurge-a Russ
Delevere-a:
Ceeser Rudney, Geurge-a Reed, Thumes McKeun
Merylund:
Semooel Chese-a, Veelliem Peca, Thumes Stune-a, Cherles Cerrull ooff
Cerrulltun
Furgeenia:
Geurge-a Vyzee, Reecherd Henry Lee-a, Thumes Jeffffersun, Benjemeen Herreesun,
Thumes Nelsun, Jr., Fruncees Leeghtffuut Lee-a, Certer Brextun
Nurt Ceruleena:
Veelliem Huuper, Juseph Hooes, Juhn Penn
Suoot Ceruleena:
Idverd Rootledge-a, Thumes Heyverd, Jr., Thumes Lynch, Jr., Erthoor
Meeddletun
Geurgeea:
Boottun Gveennett, Lymun Hell, Geurge-a Veltun
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