i found an onionskin

[datasuspect]

sticking out from underneath the refrigerator that looked, at first glance, like a dead palmetto bug.

i had to remember that i live in chicago and there are no palmetto bugs.

then i realized it was an onion skin





















my aunt had a three-legged dog.

[ET Awful]

1. So what you're saying is that somwhere, in your own home,

there's a naked onion running around.

I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tells ya!

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2. dem onions are getting pretty sheisty lately

i'm gonna sleep with one eye open tonight.

[XNASA]

3. When I lived in Houston, I found a dead palmetto bug........

sticking out from underneath the refridgerator that looked, at first glance, like an onion skin.

Boy, was I wrong.

My uncle had a three-legged dog, named Lucky. Go figure.

Small world.

[datasuspect]

4. shoot

is you and me kinfolk?

[XNASA]

5. Probably not, if you say 'shoot', 'kinfolk' and ....

...start sentences with the word 'is'.

But we could be in-laws, I suppose.